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5 Things to Know for Feb. 19: Prince Andrew’s Drama, Peace Board’s Big Plans, Iran’s Shenanigans, Social Media’s Kangaroo Court, and California’s Snowy Surprise
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

5 Things to Know for Feb. 19: Prince Andrew’s Drama, Peace Board’s Big Plans, Iran’s Shenanigans, Social Media’s Kangaroo Court, and California’s Snowy Surprise

Big ElephantFebruary 19, 2026February 19, 2026

Donald Trump Calls CNN “Fake News” as Royal Prince and AI Trial Dominate Headlines In a stunning day of news,…

“Pharmacy Royalty Finally Deciding to Let Everyone In? What a Novel Concept!”
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“Pharmacy Royalty Finally Deciding to Let Everyone In? What a Novel Concept!”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 18, 2026

Royal College of Pharmacy Coming in 2026: Because UK Pharmacy Clearly Needed Another Meeting In a shocking twist that surprised…

AI Chatbots to Face Draconian Online Safety Rules in UK: Prepare for the Robopocalypse of Red Tape!
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AI Chatbots to Face Draconian Online Safety Rules in UK: Prepare for the Robopocalypse of Red Tape!

Big ElephantFebruary 16, 2026February 16, 2026

UK’s Latest Power Grab: Cracking Down on AI Because Big Brother Knows Best In a stunning display of overreach, UK…

D Is For Distance – Behold the Groundbreaking Epilepsy Doc That’ll Make Your Brain Explode (But Like, Not Literally… Probably)
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D Is For Distance – Behold the Groundbreaking Epilepsy Doc That’ll Make Your Brain Explode (But Like, Not Literally… Probably)

FinnFebruary 16, 2026February 16, 2026

BFI Distribution has graced us with the brand-new UK trailer and poster for the award-winning D is for Distance. The…

Zulu Dawn Returns to Cinemas, Now in Glorious 4K — Because Who Doesn’t Want to See Burt Lancaster’s Mustache in Ultra-HD?
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Zulu Dawn Returns to Cinemas, Now in Glorious 4K — Because Who Doesn’t Want to See Burt Lancaster’s Mustache in Ultra-HD?

FinnFebruary 16, 2026February 16, 2026

Attention, history buffs and masochists alike! Prepare to relive the glorious moment when the British Empire decided to throw a…

Behold the Resurrection Trailer: Bi Gan’s Cinematic Lazarus Act or Just Another Long Take?
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Behold the Resurrection Trailer: Bi Gan’s Cinematic Lazarus Act or Just Another Long Take?

FinnFebruary 16, 2026February 16, 2026

Holy dream-invading, batman! In a world where humans have apparently hit the snooze button on their imagination, we now have…

California Schemin’ – McAvoy’s Directorial Debut: Watch the Trailer That’ll Make You Say “Aye, McAvoy!”
Oh look, another "based on a true story" film that’s probably 80% fiction and 20% "we saw it on TikTok once"
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California Schemin’ – McAvoy’s Directorial Debut: Watch the Trailer That’ll Make You Say “Aye, McAvoy!”

FinnFebruary 12, 2026February 12, 2026

STUDIOCANAL, the company that clearly has too much money and not enough original ideas, has graced us with a brand-new…

“Mastering the Art of Pretending to Know What You’re Talking About: Financial Wellbeing Strategies for Money Guiders”
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“Mastering the Art of Pretending to Know What You’re Talking About: Financial Wellbeing Strategies for Money Guiders”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 8, 2026

Attention all money worriers and guidance gurus! 🤑💸 Join us for a riveting session on financial wellbeing strategies! 🎉 Because…

PM Talks: AI Takes Over Leadership – Human Bosses, You’re Next!
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PM Talks: AI Takes Over Leadership – Human Bosses, You’re Next!

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 7, 2026

Hold onto your Gantt charts, folks! Project management is having a midlife crisis thanks to AI, and apparently, only Ariadna…

“Neurodivergent Ninjas: Unlocking the Secret to Inclusive Workspaces (Without the Awkward Small Talk)”
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“Neurodivergent Ninjas: Unlocking the Secret to Inclusive Workspaces (Without the Awkward Small Talk)”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 2, 2026

**Attention all HR heroes and team leaders!** 🗓️ **Date:** Tuesday 10th February 2026 🕒 **Time:** 1 hour (45 mins content…

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