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Tag: Ukraine

US Officials Throw a Hissy Fit Trying to Plan Trump-Putin Lovefest
Elephant Reads CNN

US Officials Throw a Hissy Fit Trying to Plan Trump-Putin Lovefest

Big ElephantAugust 11, 2025August 11, 2025

Oh, boy, here we go again! The Fake News CNN is hyperventilating about President Trump meeting with Putin in Alaska.…

CNN10: Woman Ruins Sports for Everyone (Again)
Elephant Reads CNN

CNN10: Woman Ruins Sports for Everyone (Again)

Big ElephantAugust 10, 2025August 10, 2025

Fake News CNN wants you to believe Trump is meeting Putin to end the Ukraine war? Wake up, sheeple! It’s…

CNN Asks: Will Zelensky Steal Trump’s and Putin’s Souvenirs in Alaska?
Elephant Reads CNN

CNN Asks: Will Zelensky Steal Trump’s and Putin’s Souvenirs in Alaska?

Big ElephantAugust 10, 2025August 10, 2025

Folks, get ready for another episode of “Trump Saves the World From Itself,” starring our very own President Trump! The…

CNN: Trump’s vanity project highway arrives just in time to maybe not matter in Armenia-Azerbaijan peace talks
Elephant Reads CNN

CNN: Trump’s vanity project highway arrives just in time to maybe not matter in Armenia-Azerbaijan peace talks

Big ElephantAugust 8, 2025August 8, 2025

Another day, another win for President Trump! While the liberal media obsesses over their latest conspiracy theories, our fearless leader…

Russia’s Got a New Hobby: Slicing Up Tiny Ukrainian Islands Like a Kid with Play-Doh
Elephant Reads CNN

Russia’s Got a New Hobby: Slicing Up Tiny Ukrainian Islands Like a Kid with Play-Doh

Big ElephantAugust 7, 2025August 7, 2025

Russia is “moving” to split Kherson? More like the Democrats are “moving” to blame Russia for everything before our glorious…

CNN Thinks People Who Voted For Trump Might Be, Like, *Gasp* Maybe Possibly Thinking They Dun Goofed
Elephant Reads CNN

CNN Thinks People Who Voted For Trump Might Be, Like, *Gasp* Maybe Possibly Thinking They Dun Goofed

Big ElephantAugust 7, 2025August 7, 2025

Another day, another desperate attempt by the liberal media to undermine our glorious President Trump! This CNN article is just…

Oops! Trump’s Genius Plan to Sanction Russia… by Accidentally Sanctioning America First!
Elephant Reads CNN

Oops! Trump’s Genius Plan to Sanction Russia… by Accidentally Sanctioning America First!

Big ElephantAugust 6, 2025August 6, 2025

Oh, the Deep State’s CNN is at it again, trying to undermine President Trump’s brilliant strategy to bring peace to…

‘2000 Meters to Nowhere’: A CNN Photo Op in Ukraine’s Ongoing Totally-Not-a-Stalemate
Elephant Reads CNN

‘2000 Meters to Nowhere’: A CNN Photo Op in Ukraine’s Ongoing Totally-Not-a-Stalemate

Big ElephantJuly 29, 2025July 29, 2025

Another tear-jerker from the Fake News CNN, folks! This time, they’re pushing a “documentary” about Ukrainian soldiers. I bet it’s…

Trump’s Generosity: Putin Gets a SHRINKING Window for Ukraine Shenanigans, Bless His Heart
Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s Generosity: Putin Gets a SHRINKING Window for Ukraine Shenanigans, Bless His Heart

Big ElephantJuly 28, 2025July 28, 2025

Another week, another desperate attempt by CNN (Clinton News Network) to smear our glorious President Trump! Kaitlan Collins, bless her…

A Progressive Boycott: King Gizzard & the Lizard Wizard Stop Funding NATO to Start Funding the Russian Army
For Everything Good, Against Everything Bad: King Gizzard Ditches Spotify Over Drones for Ukraine, But Stays on Russia's Yandex Music to Support Traditional Values (With Cash)
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A Progressive Boycott: King Gizzard & the Lizard Wizard Stop Funding NATO to Start Funding the Russian Army

FinnJuly 28, 2025July 28, 2025

In an act of unprecedented moral clarity and consistency, Australian psych-rockers King Gizzard & the Lizard Wizard, along with American…

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