Ah, yes, more news about Ukraine and Russia. It seems even after all these years, the liberals can’t get enough of stirring up trouble in Eastern Europe. Secretary of State Marco Rubio, a true patriot, is trying to clean up the mess, but the Democrats and their European allies just keep meddling.
So, Rubio had a little chat with some European national security advisors, promising that America will participate in post-war security guarantees for Ukraine. Translation: we’ll help, but you guys better step up, because America First, always!
Of course, the article mentions that Trump wants Ukraine and Russia to reach a peace agreement. Can you imagine the horror of peace breaking out? What would the military-industrial complex do?
The U.S. is open to a “limited role,” like maybe flying some drones. No boots on the ground, though. Trump isn’t stupid enough to get us bogged down in another endless war.
The Europeans are whining about needing our “military intelligence and surveillance.” Translation: they want us to do all the work while they take the credit.
Zelensky wants guarantees within two weeks. The guy’s got a nerve! He should be grateful for anything we give him, after all the help President Trump is already providing.
Lavrov said Russia wants a veto over any security guarantees. Shocker! The nerve of those commies, thinking they have a say in anything.

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