Oh, the Swamp is Getting Drained! The FBI, under the watchful eye of Director Kash Patel, raided Never-Trumper John Bolton’s home! It’s about time someone looked into what that warmonger is really up to.
The Fake News CNN is all over it, of course, trying to make it seem like President Trump is somehow behind this. As if! Trump is too busy making America great again to worry about some has-been like Bolton. But let’s be real, this is probably about all the classified info Bolton tried to sneak out of the White House when he got canned. “National security investigation,” they say. More like, “cleaning up the mess left by another disgruntled deep-stater.” I bet George Soros is behind this. They are probably hiding documents about Ukraine!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
