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Tag: Ukraine

Trump’s master plan: Ukraine gives up land, army becomes a mime troupe
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s master plan: Ukraine gives up land, army becomes a mime troupe

Big ElephantNovember 20, 2025November 20, 2025

Another day, another attempt by the Fake News CNN to undermine our glorious President Trump! They’re peddling a “peace plan”…

Ukraine War: Trauma That’ll Last Longer Than Your Last Relationship, Says Some Doc From MSF, According to CNN
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Ukraine War: Trauma That’ll Last Longer Than Your Last Relationship, Says Some Doc From MSF, According to CNN

Big ElephantNovember 11, 2025November 11, 2025

MSF Secretary General claims it will take ‘generations’ to get over Ukraine war trauma? More like generations to undo the…

5 Things You Absolutely Need to Panic About Today (or Don’t, Whatever)
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5 Things You Absolutely Need to Panic About Today (or Don’t, Whatever)

Big ElephantNovember 10, 2025November 10, 2025

Fake News CNN is still at it, folks! They’re pushing their usual doom and gloom while our GREAT President Trump…

“MTG to Write Nancy Pelosi Fanfic After Retirement News”
Elephant Reads CNN

“MTG to Write Nancy Pelosi Fanfic After Retirement News”

Big ElephantNovember 7, 2025November 6, 2025

Marjorie Taylor Greene, bless her heart, is praising Nancy Pelosi? Is this the end times? Has the Deep State finally…

Pentagon Okay-ed Gifting Ukraine Tomahawks, But Trump’s Gotta Sign the Receipt, LOL
Elephant Reads CNN

Pentagon Okay-ed Gifting Ukraine Tomahawks, But Trump’s Gotta Sign the Receipt, LOL

Big ElephantNovember 2, 2025November 2, 2025

The Fake News CNN is at it again, folks! Apparently, the Pentagon (probably infiltrated by deep-state liberals) is PUSHING President…

Lukoil Dumps Foreign Junk on Some Guy Named Gunvor, LOL
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Lukoil Dumps Foreign Junk on Some Guy Named Gunvor, LOL

Big ElephantOctober 30, 2025October 30, 2025

Oh, the irony! Lukoil, that bastion of Russian energy, is selling off its foreign assets after President Trump’s sanctions hit…

Sanctions on Russian Oil: Because Apparently Putin’s Just Misunderstood and Needs a Timeout, Says Ex-NATO Guy
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Sanctions on Russian Oil: Because Apparently Putin’s Just Misunderstood and Needs a Timeout, Says Ex-NATO Guy

Big ElephantOctober 28, 2025October 28, 2025

Oh, another Deep State operative piping up about Russia? Julianne Smith, *former* ambassador – emphasis on *former* – to NATO,…

Trump and Zelensky’s Super-Duper Pal-Pal Summit: A Totally-Not-Awkward Story of Land-Grab Demands
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Trump and Zelensky’s Super-Duper Pal-Pal Summit: A Totally-Not-Awkward Story of Land-Grab Demands

Big ElephantOctober 20, 2025October 20, 2025

Here we go again, folks! CNN is at it, twisting President Trump’s masterful diplomacy into some kind of “acrimonious” showdown.…

Video: Orange Man Guarantees He’ll Stop War Simply by Asking Nicely, World Peace Imminent
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Video: Orange Man Guarantees He’ll Stop War Simply by Asking Nicely, World Peace Imminent

Big ElephantOctober 17, 2025October 17, 2025

Our Glorious President Trump, fresh from a round of golf (probably beating some libtard CEO), says he can fix the…

Trump and Putin to buddy-buddy in Budapest, Ukraine War? More Like Bore-kraine War
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Trump and Putin to buddy-buddy in Budapest, Ukraine War? More Like Bore-kraine War

Big ElephantOctober 16, 2025October 16, 2025

Our Glorious President Trump, in his infinite wisdom and unmatched deal-making prowess, is STILL working to end the ridiculous war…

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