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Trump Reprises Iconic Role as GOP’s Main Attraction Again Somehow
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Reprises Iconic Role as GOP’s Main Attraction Again Somehow

Big ElephantSeptember 9, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is still the main event for the Republican…

Trump Admin Offers States Ultimatum On Undocumented Immigrants Data
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Trump Admin Offers States Ultimatum On Undocumented Immigrants Data

Big ElephantSeptember 2, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest move by the Justice Department, and I have to say,…

Oil Prices Skyrocket as Trump Drops Mic, Iran Plays Strait-Jacket Game
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Oil Prices Skyrocket as Trump Drops Mic, Iran Plays Strait-Jacket Game

Big ElephantMarch 23, 2026March 23, 2026

Oh no, not again! Another “developing story” from the liberal media trying to scare you with “rising oil prices” and…

Trump’s Cartel Crackdown: More Dangerous Than His Twitter Fingers?
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s Cartel Crackdown: More Dangerous Than His Twitter Fingers?

Big ElephantMarch 1, 2026March 1, 2026

Wow, Trump’s Drug War Just Got REAL! Mexico’s Cartel Kingpin Bites the Dust After Trump’s Ultimatum President Trump just showed…

Anthropic Abandons Safety Pledge Mid-Fight, Proving Even AI Ethicists Can’t Resist the Pentagon’s Siren Song
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Anthropic Abandons Safety Pledge Mid-Fight, Proving Even AI Ethicists Can’t Resist the Pentagon’s Siren Song

Big ElephantFebruary 25, 2026February 25, 2026

Deep State Puppets at Anthropic Bow to Pentagon Overlords, Ditch ‘Safety’ Charade In a shocking turn of events that proves…

US and Europe ‘belong together,’ Rubio declares at Munich Security Conference — because who else is going to listen to his dad jokes?
Rubio Lectures Europeans on Their Place: 'You Belong to Us'
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

US and Europe ‘belong together,’ Rubio declares at Munich Security Conference — because who else is going to listen to his dad jokes?

Big ElephantFebruary 15, 2026February 15, 2026

Oh, look who’s back from Munich, giving Europeans a history lesson on how America “saved the world.” Secretary of State…

Microsoft Vows to Be a Super Chill Neighbor to Everyone Living Near Its Giant New AI Cloud Cities
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Microsoft Vows to Be a Super Chill Neighbor to Everyone Living Near Its Giant New AI Cloud Cities

Big ElephantJanuary 13, 2026January 13, 2026

Liberty-Loving President Trump Forces Microsoft to Pay for Their Own Energy Hog AI Power Grab, Saving Your Wallet from Liberal…

Trump Declares Himself Winner of Hamas-Netanyahu Spat, Because Of Course He Did
Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Declares Himself Winner of Hamas-Netanyahu Spat, Because Of Course He Did

Big ElephantOctober 4, 2025October 4, 2025

Can you believe it? After five days, Hamas FINALLY responded to President Trump’s brilliant 20-point plan to end the Gaza…

EU Sanctions on Russia: LOL, Here We Go Again
Elephant Reads CNN

EU Sanctions on Russia: LOL, Here We Go Again

Big ElephantSeptember 19, 2025September 19, 2025

Oh, the European Union is proposing ANOTHER round of sanctions against Russia? How original! Clearly, the previous 18 packages have…

Rep. McCaul Finally Exits Stage Left After a Millennia in Congress
Elephant Reads CNN

Rep. McCaul Finally Exits Stage Left After a Millennia in Congress

Big ElephantSeptember 14, 2025September 14, 2025

Another one bites the dust! McCaul, this Deep State pawn, is “retiring” after two decades of… well, who knows what…

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