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Arizona Sunshine: Hoardmode? More Like Bore-mode Showdown!
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Arizona Sunshine: Hoardmode? More Like Bore-mode Showdown!

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 1, 2025

Arizona Sunshine: 🚨Hoardmode Showdown!🚨 Saddle up, noobs! Witness the 🚨Hoardmode Showdown!🚨 at 280 Charlois Blvd suite 202! Win 💰CASH Prizes💰!…

Fist Up Film Fest: Prepare for Maximum Funk Overload!
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Fist Up Film Fest: Prepare for Maximum Funk Overload!

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 30, 2025

16th Annual Fist Up Film Festival 2025 Day Four: We Want The Funk! (Feature Film) Doors 6:30 PM | Screening…

Wrinkle Meets Twinkle: Lesbian Edition
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Wrinkle Meets Twinkle: Lesbian Edition

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 30, 2025

**OMG! 👵🌈 “Old Lesbians” film screening?** 🤣 **American LGBTQ+ Museum & The Fabulous Arts Foundation invite you to Burns Court…

B. Frank Film Festival: A Waste of Your Precious Time
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B. Frank Film Festival: A Waste of Your Precious Time

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 30, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 B. Frank Film Fest is back! 🤣 SVA Theatre, NYC, October 5, 2025! 🤡 10 short films, Q&A…

X-Files Star Seen Hawking Book at Mall
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X-Files Star Seen Hawking Book at Mall

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 30, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 David Duchovny 👽 is gracing Barnes & Noble – The Grove at Farmers Market on October 5, 2025,…

Houston We Have a Problem: It’s a Comic-Con
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Houston We Have a Problem: It’s a Comic-Con

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 29, 2025

**Yabba Dabba Doo! 🪨 Bedrock City Comic Con, Houston, October 4-5, 2025! 🤣 Meet “artists” and “writers” from Marvel, DC,…

Choo Choo! Puerto Rico’s Train: A History of Missed Connections and Existential Tracks
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Choo Choo! Puerto Rico’s Train: A History of Missed Connections and Existential Tracks

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 29, 2025

OMG! 🙄 Bryan Ferrer’s “Entre las Vías” is a 5-year deep dive into Puerto Rico’s railway fail! 🤣 From the…

Fist Up Film Fest: They’re REALLY Trying to Ban Rap (Again)
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Fist Up Film Fest: They’re REALLY Trying to Ban Rap (Again)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 29, 2025

**OMG! 16th Annual Fist Up Film Fest 2025 at La Peña Cultural Center! 🙄 Doors open 6:30 PM for “As…

“New Wave Doc: Yawn-Inducing or Actually Rad?”
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“New Wave Doc: Yawn-Inducing or Actually Rad?”

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 29, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Elizabeth Ai, a filmmaker, made a movie about Vietnamese American teens in the 1980s. It’s about identity, loss,…

YSFF Ends with “MISTAKEN FOR STRANGERS” and Some Dude’s Q&A
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YSFF Ends with “MISTAKEN FOR STRANGERS” and Some Dude’s Q&A

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 29, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Matt from The National, so hot right now, takes his slacker bro Tom on tour! 🤣 What could…

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