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Garbage Time TV
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Garbage Time TV

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 29, 2025

DOORS 6PM | SHOW 7PM 😂 Late Night Trash Can: TV’s biggest rejects! Writers share jokes that are TOO embarrassing…

2025: Nature’s Oscar Awards (But Way Wilder)
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2025: Nature’s Oscar Awards (But Way Wilder)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 29, 2025

OMG! Prepare for the most thrilling event of 2025! 🤣 Larimer County Conservation Corps presents: conservation films! October 3, 2025,…

“A Secret Lie In Love” Stumbles Onto Red Carpet, World Yawns
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“A Secret Lie In Love” Stumbles Onto Red Carpet, World Yawns

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 29, 2025

**OMG! 🤣 Bottley Entertainment & T. Stax Productions💩present “A Secret Lie In Love”!** It’s about Clarice & Chase Scott, whose…

SAKE BOMB FILM FEST & LIT-SHOW
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SAKE BOMB FILM FEST & LIT-SHOW

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 29, 2025

OMG! 🙄 Prepare for KIBOU’s Support Sake Tour Gala at Adams Avenue Theater! 🎭 Film & book reveal – sake…

DJT’s Epic “I’M GOOD” Movie: Prepare for the Best Film Ever, Folks
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DJT’s Epic “I’M GOOD” Movie: Prepare for the Best Film Ever, Folks

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 29, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Don’t miss the “I’M GOOD” film premiere! 🎬 DJMP presents a short film by Don’t Judge Me Productions.…

Bollywood Blackout: Get Schooled (Again) at Catch One LA, Oct 4th
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Bollywood Blackout: Get Schooled (Again) at Catch One LA, Oct 4th

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 29, 2025

**🌟BACK TO SCHOOL BLACKOUT PARTY🌟 aka the “Why Bother Studying?” party.🙄 Oct 4th, Catch One Nightclub, LA. Hosted by BIH…

Adam Calhoun’s AmerACAL2 Tour: Prepare for the MAGA Meltdown at DECCA LIVE
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Adam Calhoun’s AmerACAL2 Tour: Prepare for the MAGA Meltdown at DECCA LIVE

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 29, 2025

OMG! 🙄 Adam Calhoun, a “dynamic force” 🤣 in country rap 🤮, will be gracing DECCA LIVE on October 5th!…

Bedrock City Comic Con: Where the Flintstones Meet Furries
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Bedrock City Comic Con: Where the Flintstones Meet Furries

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 29, 2025

**Yabba Dabba Doo! 🤪 Bedrock City Comic Con, the BEST (or only?) Houston comic gathering, is coming Oct 4-5, 2025!…

WIA NYC Animation Festival: Is It Worth the Hype or Just Another Cartoon Catastrophe
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WIA NYC Animation Festival: Is It Worth the Hype or Just Another Cartoon Catastrophe

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 29, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 The WIA NYC Animation Festival is BACK! 🤪 Get ready for mind-blowing “creativity” 🤣 at the SVA Theatre!…

Boardwalk Comic Con 2025: Prepare for Disappointment
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Boardwalk Comic Con 2025: Prepare for Disappointment

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 29, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Boardwalk Comic Con 2025 at Myrtle Beach Convention Center is THE place to be! 🏖️ Comics, toys, cosplay…

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