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God Finally Gets a Website, Still Looks Like Geocities
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God Finally Gets a Website, Still Looks Like Geocities

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 23, 2025

DOORS: 8:15 PM SHOW: 8:30 PM BCC Pig Pen God’s Website ๐Ÿคก presents The Magic Bell! โœจ It’s magic! ๐Ÿ””…

15th Annual Summer Shorts Movie Jam: Prepare to witness cinematic atrocities made in 48 hours
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15th Annual Summer Shorts Movie Jam: Prepare to witness cinematic atrocities made in 48 hours

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 23, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ Join the 15th Annual 48 Hour Film Fest ๐ŸŽฌ at Berkeley Community Media! Watch brave artists โœจ make…

Sunset Boulevard: Old Movie, Older Theater, Priceless Dust
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Sunset Boulevard: Old Movie, Older Theater, Priceless Dust

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 22, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ™„Secret Movie Club PRESENTS *Sunset Boulevard* (Billy Wilder, William Holden, Gloria Swanson!), ๐ŸŽฌas part of their LA LOVES MOVIES…

Jamie Lever’s Comedy Chaos: Kansas City Gets Leveled
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Jamie Lever’s Comedy Chaos: Kansas City Gets Leveled

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 22, 2025

๐ŸŽค Get ready for the comedy event of the century! ๐ŸŽญ RK Entertainment presents: The Jamie Lever Show! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ ๐Ÿ“……

Dumb Wits Abandon Good Stocks, Embrace Colorless Investments
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Dumb Wits Abandon Good Stocks, Embrace Colorless Investments

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 22, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Get ready for the “ALL WHITE PARTY” on August 23 at Caribbean Breeze, 276 Belmont Avenue, Brooklyn!** From…

Sunset Boulevard & Chinatown: Old Movies, Older Than Your Grandpa, But Hey, They’re On Film
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Sunset Boulevard & Chinatown: Old Movies, Older Than Your Grandpa, But Hey, They’re On Film

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 22, 2025

๐Ÿ˜ฑSunset Blvd & Chinatown๐Ÿ˜ฑ on 35mm! Saturday, August 23, 2025, at Million Dollar Theater! ๐Ÿ˜ด10a: Sunset Boulevard (1950) – See…

Chinatown: Now in 35mm, Still a Million Dollar Ripoff
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Chinatown: Now in 35mm, Still a Million Dollar Ripoff

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 22, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ Secret Movie Club presents:**Chinatown in 35mm, August 23, 2025, 12:45pm! 2-for-1 tickets if you buy before August 14,…

Maab Chixx Movie Premiere: More Like a Black HOLE Event, Am I Right
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Maab Chixx Movie Premiere: More Like a Black HOLE Event, Am I Right

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 22, 2025

MAAB CHIXX MOVIE PREMIERE๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ! WJCT Soundstage! Prepare for a cinematic masterpiece๐ŸŽฌ (or something)! Michael Carter, grant winner๐Ÿ†, presents this gem๐Ÿ’Ž!…

Chilling Night? More Like Mildly Uncomfortable Evening at AJC’s Nลryล Film Event
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Chilling Night? More Like Mildly Uncomfortable Evening at AJC’s Nลryล Film Event

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 22, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ‘ป AJC’s back with its annual summer snooze-fest! Inspired by Japanโ€™s nลryล (???) culture. Get ready for Hoichi the…

Another Hollywood Pathetic Attempt to Glorify War in Atlanta
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Another Hollywood Pathetic Attempt to Glorify War in Atlanta

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 22, 2025

OMG! AMERICAN WARRIOR VIP screening! ๐Ÿคฃ Be there or be square! Area 51 – Aurora Cineplex, Atlanta, August 23, 2025,…

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