Puscifer Drops a Retrospective Album So You Can Pretend You’ve Been a Fan All Along
PUSCIFER, the pretentious art-rock collective fronted by wine-slinging overlord Maynard James Keenan, along with his sidekicks Mat Mitchell and Carina…
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Elden Ring Nightreign: Now You Can Die With a Buddy in NEW Duo Expeditions Mode
Finally! After what felt like eons of cryptic teases and empty promises, FromSoftware has graced us, the unworthy masses, with…
Battlefield 6: We Heard You Like Changes, So We Changed the Changes We Already Changed
Oh boy, EA’s at it again! 🙄 They’ve graced us with the latest groundbreaking, totally-not-vague info about Battlefield 6 (or…
Dying Light: The Beast Gets Pushed to September Because It’s Still Ugly
Oh, NOOOO! 😠Just when you thought you could finally escape your miserable existence by parkouring away from zombies in…
DualSense Gets Schizophrenic: Now Juggles PS5, PC, and Your Toaster
Oh boy, Sony has graced us with another earth-shattering, life-altering, paradigm-shifting PS5 update! 🙄 Prepare yourselves, peasants, because the DualSense…
Ford Accidentally Made 694,000+ Bronco Sport and Escape “Surprise Ejector Seat” SUVs
Oh, the irony! Ford, trying to go green with their compact SUVs, is now recalling almost 700,000 vehicles because they…
‘Basic Instinct’ Is Back, Baby: Because Hollywood Has Officially Run Out of Ideas
Get ready to have your childhood memories violated! Joe Eszterhas, the mastermind behind the original Basic Instinct, is back to…
MARVEL Strike Force Gets Inundated with Four More Schmucks, Tedious Tasks, and Other Mind-Numbing Crap
Get ready to flush your money down the digital toilet🚽! Scopely, in its infinite wisdom (or maybe just infinite greed🤑),…
Virtuos’ Oblivion Remastered: So Successful, They Celebrated with Layoffs
Oh, the sweet irony! 🤣 Virtuos, the studio that allegedly “remastered” Oblivion into a slightly shinier, but still janky, version…
Cyberpunk 2077 2pointOMG Update: Now Your Car Can Also Glitch Through Walls
Well, well, well, choombas. Looks like CD Projekt RED is back at it again with the 2.3 update for Cyberpunk…