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Decades-Old Threat Suddenly Matters Thanks to AI
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Decades-Old Threat Suddenly Matters Thanks to AI

Big ElephantOctober 23, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that back in July 2004, security researcher Stefan Esser…

Dispatch Turns One With Bloated Update To Milk Players Some More
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Dispatch Turns One With Bloated Update To Milk Players Some More

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 22, 2026October 22, 2026

It’s been a year since AdHoc Studios’ Dispatch debuted, and to celebrate this milestone, the studio has announced a slew…

Pearl Abyss milks Crimson Desert with Enhanced rehash October 29
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Pearl Abyss milks Crimson Desert with Enhanced rehash October 29

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 21, 2026October 21, 2026

Get ready for another dose of Crimson Desert, because Pearl Abyss is about to unleash a whole lot more of…

CD Projekt cranks out Edgerunners 2 update to milk Cyberpunk 2077 some more
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CD Projekt cranks out Edgerunners 2 update to milk Cyberpunk 2077 some more

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 20, 2026October 20, 2026

It seems like CD Projekt RED is back to its old tricks, breathing new life into Cyberpunk 2077 with Update…

Mortal Shell II spawns Halloween content in shameless seasonal cash grab
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Mortal Shell II spawns Halloween content in shameless seasonal cash grab

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 20, 2026October 20, 2026

The holiday season is upon us, and you know what that means – a plethora of updates and events designed…

Saros gets belated accessibility and New Game+ because you complained loudly enough
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Saros gets belated accessibility and New Game+ because you complained loudly enough

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 19, 2026October 19, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, a game update has been released that doesn’t cost an extra $20 or require…

Dawnwalker Gets Tougher and Fluffier with New Update
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Dawnwalker Gets Tougher and Fluffier with New Update

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 16, 2026October 16, 2026

Oh joy, another update to a game that’s still trying to find its footing, because what’s a live-service game without…

Gamers Trade Wheels for Joyrides at Paris Motor Show 2026
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Gamers Trade Wheels for Joyrides at Paris Motor Show 2026

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 13, 2026October 13, 2026

The Paris Motor Show has once again descended upon us, and with it, a plethora of sleek, shiny new cars…

Rolling with punches Baldur’s Gate 3’s cruel RNG whimsyalty
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Rolling with punches Baldur’s Gate 3’s cruel RNG whimsyalty

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 13, 2026October 13, 2026

Get ready for a wild ride with Baldur’s Gate 3, where the dice can be as cruel as a publisher’s…

Russia and Ukraine Take Break From Fighting to Discuss Gas Bills
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Russia and Ukraine Take Break From Fighting to Discuss Gas Bills

Big ElephantOctober 11, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest development in the Russia-Ukraine conflict, and I’ve got to say,…

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