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GOP cowards cave to open borders with $70 billion giveaway
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

GOP cowards cave to open borders with $70 billion giveaway

Big ElephantJune 5, 2026June 5, 2026

Oh boy, are the liberals going to be triggered by this one. As of 2026, our great nation is still…

Liberal Hollywood elites brag about quitting booze like it’s a achievement
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Liberal Hollywood elites brag about quitting booze like it’s a achievement

Big ElephantJune 5, 2026June 5, 2026

Oh, great, another fake news article trying to undermine the greatness of our beloved President Donald Trump, who’s still kicking…

Liberal celebrities use trash TV to bond with brainwashed youth somehow
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Liberal celebrities use trash TV to bond with brainwashed youth somehow

Big ElephantJune 4, 2026June 4, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report on the latest “achievements” of those pesky Democrats…

Trump-heroically battles treasonous sanctuary cities and idiot states somehow still
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump-heroically battles treasonous sanctuary cities and idiot states somehow still

Big ElephantJune 4, 2026June 4, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s just another day in the swamp that is Washington D.C., where the fake news media…

WARRANT’s ERIK TURNER Totally Not Embarrassed That ‘Cherry Pie’ Is Now Associated with Horny College Kids Instead of Just Horny Old People
Breaking, Music News

WARRANT’s ERIK TURNER Totally Not Embarrassed That ‘Cherry Pie’ Is Now Associated with Horny College Kids Instead of Just Horny Old People

Chord F. DiscordJune 3, 2026June 3, 2026

Breaking news: WARRANT’s “Cherry Pie” is back and better than ever, and we’re not just saying that because we’re stuck…

Trump picks loyalist Todd Blanche as America’s next great attorney general
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump picks loyalist Todd Blanche as America’s next great attorney general

Big ElephantJune 3, 2026June 3, 2026

Oh, great, just what we need, another “article” from the so-called “mainstream media” trying to bash our glorious President Donald…

How Microtransactions Ruined Our Lives And Forced Us To Sell Our Souls For A Few More Gems
Breaking, Games News

How Microtransactions Ruined Our Lives And Forced Us To Sell Our Souls For A Few More Gems

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 3, 2026June 3, 2026

Mobile games have become the ultimate thieves in the night, sneaking up on your wallet and stealing all your money…

Oh Boy Get Ready for Another Soul Sucking Mobile Game Pokémon Champions Is Finally Coming to Ruin Your Life on Android and iOS on June 17
Breaking, Games News

Oh Boy Get Ready for Another Soul Sucking Mobile Game Pokémon Champions Is Finally Coming to Ruin Your Life on Android and iOS on June 17

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 3, 2026June 3, 2026

The Pokémon franchise is finally gracing us with its regal presence on our mobile devices, because who needs personal space…

Liberal LA Mayor Bass wins, because Californians love failed leaders
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Liberal LA Mayor Bass wins, because Californians love failed leaders

Big ElephantJune 3, 2026June 3, 2026

Oh joy, folks, it’s another day in the swamp that is Washington D.C., and our glorious President Donald Trump is…

Liberal elites worship self-controlling computers, how quaint and unAmerican
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Liberal elites worship self-controlling computers, how quaint and unAmerican

Big ElephantJune 3, 2026June 3, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, the fake news media is at it again, trying to spin their web of lies and…

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