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XBOX Axes Employees, Remains Super Committed to Your Wallet
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XBOX Axes Employees, Remains Super Committed to Your Wallet

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 1, 2026July 1, 2026

Oh joy, the gaming industry is at it again, and by “at it again,” I mean they’re still trying to…

Pixel P Snarkbyte says Sony Kills Physical Games Because Progress
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Pixel P Snarkbyte says Sony Kills Physical Games Because Progress

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 1, 2026July 1, 2026

Sony has finally decided to put the final nail in the coffin of physical games, because apparently we haven’t milked…

Wow Trump Still Gets Some Wins At Supreme Court Somehow
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Wow Trump Still Gets Some Wins At Supreme Court Somehow

Big ElephantJuly 1, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, President Trump used his trusty black Sharpie to sign an…

Swift’s MSG Wedding Bash Costs How Much Now
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Swift’s MSG Wedding Bash Costs How Much Now

Big ElephantJuly 1, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the most anticipated wedding of the year, and I have to say, it’s…

Venezuelans literally digging themselves out of fuel crisis chaos
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Venezuelans literally digging themselves out of fuel crisis chaos

Big ElephantJuly 1, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my morning coffee and reading about the devastating twin earthquakes in La Guaira, Venezuela, and I have…

Big Gov’s student loan overhaul is finally here folks
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Big Gov’s student loan overhaul is finally here folks

Big ElephantJuly 1, 2026

Well, folks, it looks like the world of federal student loans is about to get a whole lot more complicated.…

UGLY KID JOE discovers metal exists again supposedly
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UGLY KID JOE discovers metal exists again supposedly

Chord F. DiscordJune 30, 2026June 30, 2026

Break out the party hats and oversized novelty sunglasses, folks, because UGLY KID JOE is back with a new album…

Dem blasts GOP rep for playing hooky from Congress
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Dem blasts GOP rep for playing hooky from Congress

Big ElephantJune 30, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my morning coffee and reading about this congressperson, Tom Kean, who apparently took a four-month vacation from,…

Big Gov frees super smart AI thingy from Anthropic now
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Big Gov frees super smart AI thingy from Anthropic now

Big ElephantJune 30, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the US government lifting export controls on Anthropic’s most advanced AI models,…

SCOTUS Smacks Down Donald On Birthright Citizenship Again
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SCOTUS Smacks Down Donald On Birthright Citizenship Again

Big ElephantJune 30, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Supreme Court just ruled that President Donald Trump’s administration can’t…

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