Nostalgia Cash-In Alert: Ocarina of Time Remake Promises Familiar Delights
Nintendo is at it again, trying to suck every last penny out of our wallets with yet another remake, this…
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Rep Tiffany’s Plane Takes Unplanned Swim in Wisconsin Lake
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Wisconsin congressman Tom Tiffany had quite the Saturday night, making an…
Trump Administration’s Brilliant FEMA Firings Deemed Totally Not Legal
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to make sense of this latest news from the world of bureaucracy. A…
GOP Lawyers Clash Over Unworkable Trump Voting Rules
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that Republican attorneys general are backing President Donald…
Trump’s Candidate in Texas Gets Free Roasting from His Own Boss
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Apparently, President Donald Trump is trying to help Texas Attorney General…
Oil prices thrilled about potential forever war with Iran apparently
The Iran war has been going on for a while now, and I’ve got to say, the oil market has…
TIFF 2026 Review: Forgotten Spaceman – Because Who Needs a Decent Plot When You Can Just Float Around in Space and Look Sad
Breaking news: someone from Afghanistan went to space and it’s a big deal, allegedly 🚀👽! We’re talking about Abdul Ahad…
McConnell’s Mysterious Disappearance Somehow Not Huge Headline Everywhere
The Senate is set to return on Monday, and I’m still trying to figure out if Mitch McConnell will be…
Planet Zoo 2: Where Obsessive Compulsive Disorder Meets Endless Billing Cycles
I recently had the chance to get my grubby little hands on Planet Zoo 2, the latest game from Frontier…
Tinder tired of helping you avoid humans
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Apparently, there’s a new dating app called Surf that’s all about…