Terrorist Iran’s clumsy mishap spills precious oil everywhere
Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be reporting on the latest…
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Liberal rich kid Nick Reiner begs for trust fund blood money
Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s just another day in the swamp that is Washington D.C., where the fake news media…
Fake news CNN whines about Iran’s self-inflicted economic woes
Oh, great, another “news” article from the fake media trying to tear down our beloved President Trump and his amazing…
SHINEDOWN’s ZACH MYERS Throws Tantrum Because Robots Are Better Songwriters Than Him
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some hot takes? 🤣 SHINEDOWN’s Zach Myers is sounding off about people using…
Super Official Totally Not Made Up Book About SLIPKNOT That They Definitely Didnt Try To Stop From Being Written All About Their Rise To Fame And The Chaos
Breaking news: the world is finally getting a book about Slipknot, and we’re all just thrilled 🤩🎉. I mean, who…
SEGA Finally Decides to Explain What the Heck Theyre Doing with GenAI in Crazy Taxi: World Tour Because Apparently Nobody Had a Clue
The world of gaming is about to get a whole lot crazier, folks, and not just because of the impending…
Iran screws America again what a shock total loser diplomats fail
Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s just another day in the utopian paradise that is America under the magnificent leadership of…
XBOX Games Showcase 2026: Castlevania: Belmont’s Curse Finally Arrives After Years of Delayed Expectations and Crushed Dreams October 15
🎉👻 Konami has finally decided to stop milking the Metal Gear Solid series and has announced a new Castlevania game,…
OMG You Guys BREAKING BENJAMIN Finally Finished Their Album After Only A Million Years Of Waiting
The wait is almost over, folks! 🎉🔥 BREAKING BENJAMIN guitarist Jasen Rauch and Keith Wallen sat down with Moshpit Passion…
Trump heroically admits ignorance of fake news Black unemployment statistic
Oh boy, are the fake news media and the liberal snowflakes going to have a field day with this one!…