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Lindsey Graham’s Senate Career Ends Abruptly, Not a Moment Too Soon
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Lindsey Graham’s Senate Career Ends Abruptly, Not a Moment Too Soon

Big ElephantJuly 12, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading the news, and I just saw that US Sen. Lindsey Graham, a Republican…

Trump Tries Not To Mess Up DC Beautification Effort
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Trump Tries Not To Mess Up DC Beautification Effort

Big ElephantJuly 11, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the Meridian Hill Park fountain in Washington, DC,…

Trump Possibly Trying To Steal Election Because Why Not
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Possibly Trying To Steal Election Because Why Not

Big ElephantJuly 11, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Democrats are apparently reaching DEFCON 1 levels of alarm about President…

Government Curious About Leaks Not Classified Information Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Government Curious About Leaks Not Classified Information Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 11, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems the Justice Department has subpoenaed four New York Times…

Erik Grönwall reunites 14 people with his new music video
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Erik Grönwall reunites 14 people with his new music video

Chord F. DiscordJuly 11, 2026July 11, 2026

I mean, who needs coffee when you’ve got Erik Grönwall’s powerful vocals blasting in your ears? 😂 The former SKID…

Proud Boys Get Free Pass Courtesy of Justice System Again
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Proud Boys Get Free Pass Courtesy of Justice System Again

Big ElephantJuly 11, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A federal judge, Timothy Kelly, has dismissed the seditious conspiracy case…

Trump’s Playbook Now Required Reading For Aspiring Demagogues Everywhere
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Trump’s Playbook Now Required Reading For Aspiring Demagogues Everywhere

Big ElephantJuly 11, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the world’s modern populists have discovered a common…

Vance Expands Housing Portfolio With Spare Virginia Mansion
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Vance Expands Housing Portfolio With Spare Virginia Mansion

Big ElephantJuly 10, 2026

The latest news from the world of politics has me sipping my coffee with a healthy dose of amusement. It…

Bipartisan Senators Miraculously Agree on Something with Trump Administration
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Bipartisan Senators Miraculously Agree on Something with Trump Administration

Big ElephantJuly 10, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Bipartisan senators announced an agreement with the Trump administration to move…

White House Gets New Front Door Because Security Was Too Easy
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White House Gets New Front Door Because Security Was Too Easy

Big ElephantJuly 10, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The White House is getting a security upgrade, and I’m not…

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