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GOP Infighting Ensures Border Security Won’t Get Done Anytime Soon Apparently
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GOP Infighting Ensures Border Security Won’t Get Done Anytime Soon Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 6, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to make sense of this mess in the House of Representatives. It seems…

Trump’s Old Pal Wants Him To Go Full Dictator Mode Now
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Trump’s Old Pal Wants Him To Go Full Dictator Mode Now

Big ElephantJuly 6, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Peter Ticktin, a lawyer and self-proclaimed “best friend” of Donald Trump’s…

OPEC Struggles to Stay Relevant Somehow Still Affects Your Gas Bill
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OPEC Struggles to Stay Relevant Somehow Still Affects Your Gas Bill

Big ElephantJuly 6, 2026

The Iran war has exposed a long-simmering feud within OPEC, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one.…

Trump sends message via red card
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Trump sends message via red card

Big ElephantJuly 6, 2026July 6, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The World Cup, which had been a lovely distraction from all…

Oh joy another outdated MMO to clutter PS Plus
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Oh joy another outdated MMO to clutter PS Plus

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 5, 2026July 5, 2026

Oh joy, another day, another chance for Sony to stuff more games into the ever-expanding void that is PlayStation Plus.…

Roger Glover promises not to milk farewell tour cash grab just yet
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Roger Glover promises not to milk farewell tour cash grab just yet

Chord F. DiscordJuly 5, 2026July 5, 2026

Oh no, the world is apparently not ready for DEEP PURPLE to retire just yet 🤯! In a shocking turn…

Because You Definitely Needed Another List Of Movies To Ignore This Year
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Because You Definitely Needed Another List Of Movies To Ignore This Year

FinnJuly 5, 2026July 5, 2026

Movie theaters are back, and with them, a plethora of blockbuster hits that have helped propel the domestic box office…

Kerry King Emerges From Cave To Shred For Paying Customers Again
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Kerry King Emerges From Cave To Shred For Paying Customers Again

Chord F. DiscordJuly 5, 2026July 5, 2026

Breaking News: Kerry King’s Solo Band Emerges from Hibernation, World Still Spinning 🌎 I just spilled my beer all over…

Florida Teens Successfully Take Over Nothing But Emergency Rooms
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Florida Teens Successfully Take Over Nothing But Emergency Rooms

Big ElephantJuly 5, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest chaos in Pensacola, Florida, where a 19-year-old man was killed…

Woman Rows Really Far Across Ocean Apparently
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Woman Rows Really Far Across Ocean Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 5, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about Kelsey Pfendler’s record-breaking journey from California to Hawaii. This lady is a…

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