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Florida Efficiency: Two Executions In One Day Because Why Not
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Florida Efficiency: Two Executions In One Day Because Why Not

Big ElephantJuly 28, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A former police officer, James Aren Duckett, was put to death…

Trump Administration Finds Creative Ways To Misplace War Dead Expenses
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Trump Administration Finds Creative Ways To Misplace War Dead Expenses

Big ElephantJuly 28, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in the Iran war, and I have to say, it’s…

TOM MORELLO blesses us with album we didnt ask for
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TOM MORELLO blesses us with album we didnt ask for

Chord F. DiscordJuly 28, 2026July 28, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 Tom Morello, the legendary guitarist and songwriter, has just announced his…

Queen Budapest reborn again because farewell tours are so last season
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Queen Budapest reborn again because farewell tours are so last season

Chord F. DiscordJuly 28, 2026July 28, 2026

Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, and the remaster economy remains undefeated, we’re being treated to yet another deluxe…

Johnson & Johnson Throws $5.5 Billion at Baby Powder Problems
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Johnson & Johnson Throws $5.5 Billion at Baby Powder Problems

Big ElephantJuly 28, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – Johnson & Johnson has set aside a whopping $5.5…

Atari dredges up retro glory with cash-grab World Championships reboot
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Atari dredges up retro glory with cash-grab World Championships reboot

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 28, 2026July 28, 2026

Get ready for a blast from the past, folks, as Atari and Twin Galaxies just announced the 2026 World Championships,…

Glorified Reskin Alert: Spider-Man 2 gets shiny new coats and upscaled liberties
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Glorified Reskin Alert: Spider-Man 2 gets shiny new coats and upscaled liberties

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 28, 2026July 28, 2026

In the world of gaming, where marketing buzzwords reign supreme and “free updates” are just a euphemism for “we’re trying…

Lindsey Graham somehow matters in foreign policy now
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Lindsey Graham somehow matters in foreign policy now

Big ElephantJuly 28, 2026

As I sat here sipping my coffee and reading about Sen. Lindsey Graham’s passing, I couldn’t help but chuckle at…

AI kindly raises your bills with love and algorithms
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AI kindly raises your bills with love and algorithms

Big ElephantJuly 28, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that AI is not only changing the way we…

VA Secretary Has Alternative Facts On Veteran Wait Times Apparently
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VA Secretary Has Alternative Facts On Veteran Wait Times Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 28, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the VA is having some major issues with…

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