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Trump Promises War and Cheap Gas, Because Elections
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Promises War and Cheap Gas, Because Elections

Big ElephantSeptember 9, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest predictions, and I have to say, it’s quite a…

Tate Brothers Get Free Accommodations Courtesy of US Justice System
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Tate Brothers Get Free Accommodations Courtesy of US Justice System

Big ElephantSeptember 9, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Tate brothers, and let me tell you, it’s a wild ride.…

Gamescom 2026’s Most Tolerable Titles According to CGM
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Gamescom 2026’s Most Tolerable Titles According to CGM

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 9, 2026September 9, 2026

Gamescom 2026 has come and gone, leaving us with a slew of exciting games to look forward to in the…

Siouxsie and crew rehash Downside Up because you clearly needed it again
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Siouxsie and crew rehash Downside Up because you clearly needed it again

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 9, 2026September 9, 2026

Somewhere, a record label executive felt a disturbance in the royalties, and lo, a new deluxe edition has emerged. Siouxsie…

Wireless audio no longer sucks for competitive gamers somehow
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Wireless audio no longer sucks for competitive gamers somehow

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 9, 2026September 9, 2026

Wireless audio has finally caught up with our twitchy gaming needs, and it’s about time. For years, PC gamers have…

Samus Gets Hunger Pangs in Metroid Ravenous Come January 2027
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Samus Gets Hunger Pangs in Metroid Ravenous Come January 2027

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 9, 2026September 9, 2026

Nintendo just dropped a bombshell, and I’m not talking about the latest “innovative” way they’ve found to nickel-and-dime us with…

Nintendo Unleashes September 2026 Deluge of Remakes and Dollar Signs
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Nintendo Unleashes September 2026 Deluge of Remakes and Dollar Signs

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 9, 2026September 9, 2026

Nintendo Direct was back with a vengeance this week, showering us with a plethora of announcements that will keep our…

AI Employee Bails Again Due to Safety Concerns
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

AI Employee Bails Again Due to Safety Concerns

Big ElephantSeptember 9, 2026September 9, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A former Anthropic employee, Jacob Coxon, just quit his job and…

Trump Still Struggling With Post 9/11 History Lessons Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Still Struggling With Post 9/11 History Lessons Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 9, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the 25th anniversary of the 9/11 attacks, and I have to say,…

GOP Candidate’s Classy Comments Exposed In Leaked Videos Somehow
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

GOP Candidate’s Classy Comments Exposed In Leaked Videos Somehow

Big ElephantSeptember 9, 2026

As I sipped my coffee and read through this article, I couldn’t help but raise an eyebrow at the sheer…

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