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Brother begs America to care about sibling stuck in China
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Brother begs America to care about sibling stuck in China

Big ElephantAugust 20, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. An American scholar, Min Zin, has been detained in China since…

New York Capitol Bomb Plot Foiled Because Terrorism Is So Basic
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New York Capitol Bomb Plot Foiled Because Terrorism Is So Basic

Big ElephantAugust 20, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a 35-year-old woman, Jessica Bowie, who’s been charged with plotting to blow…

Jennings Suddenly Front Runner For Soul Crushing Press Secretary Job
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Jennings Suddenly Front Runner For Soul Crushing Press Secretary Job

Big ElephantAugust 20, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the potential new White House press secretary, and let me tell you,…

BUSH still exists and is rehashing old stuff again
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BUSH still exists and is rehashing old stuff again

Chord F. DiscordAugust 20, 2026August 20, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some completely unnecessary nostalgia? 🎉 BUSH’s album “The Sea Of Memories” is getting…

Gameplay Shines in Black Myth Zhong Kui Trailer Amidst Likely Monetization Nightmare
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Gameplay Shines in Black Myth Zhong Kui Trailer Amidst Likely Monetization Nightmare

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 20, 2026August 20, 2026

Game Science has been hard at work refining the next Black Myth: Zhong Kui experience, and today, they shared the…

Immigration Hardliner’s Company Trafficked Nurses Apparently By Accident Totally
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Immigration Hardliner’s Company Trafficked Nurses Apparently By Accident Totally

Big ElephantAugust 20, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Rick Jackson, a billionaire Republican, is running for governor in Georgia,…

Walmart Scores Sweet Tariff Refund Jackpot
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Walmart Scores Sweet Tariff Refund Jackpot

Big ElephantAugust 20, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Walmart just posted some impressive sales and profits, thanks in part…

Trump’s Census Report Gets Failing Grade From Experts
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Trump’s Census Report Gets Failing Grade From Experts

Big ElephantAugust 20, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A new report from the Census Bureau claims that tens of…

Trump Tightens Screws On Iran’s Economy Somehow Still Losing
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Trump Tightens Screws On Iran’s Economy Somehow Still Losing

Big ElephantAugust 20, 2026August 20, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The situation with Iran and the United States is getting more…

Pennsylvania Airport Witnesses Thrilling Midair Crash Spectacle Somehow Involving Humans
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Pennsylvania Airport Witnesses Thrilling Midair Crash Spectacle Somehow Involving Humans

Big ElephantAugust 19, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – a state police helicopter and a small plane collided in…

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