Omaha Steaks Gets Rare Price Hike
I’m sitting here sipping my coffee and reading about Omaha Steaks, a company that’s been around for over a century,…
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Nation Rebrands As America Because Why Not
So, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest antics on CNN, and I come across this article…
Politicians Manage Not To Ruin 9/11 Ceremony Somehow
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the 25th anniversary of the 9/11 attacks is…
SLIPKNOT Blesses Us With Another Song To Add To Our Angsty Teenage Playlists
Oh boy,!!!!! It’s finally here! SLIPKNOT has unleashed their brand new song “Arsenal” and I’m not sure if the world…
Trump Administration Gets Sued For Being Super Cool To Animals
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the Trump administration is in the hot seat…
Nevermore Reunites Without Guy Who Made Them Worth Listening To
Oh boy, where do I even start with this drama-filled news? NEVERMORE, the legendary metal band, has decided to reunite…
Missouri Redistricting Chaos Is Back Because You Missed It
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest shenanigans in Missouri, folks. It seems like the state’s effort to…
Sharon Den Adel finally notices the world is a mess
Oh no, the world is ending and Sharon Den Adel from Within Temptation is here to save us with her…
Judges Weigh Fate Of Easy At-Home Abortions Nationwide Again
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The issue of medication abortion is back in the courts, and…
Trump Promises War and Cheap Gas, Because Elections
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest predictions, and I have to say, it’s quite a…