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Richards Blames Obvious Culprit: Herself
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Richards Blames Obvious Culprit: Herself

Big ElephantAugust 19, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Dr. RenĂ©e Richards, a trailblazing transgender woman who took the tennis world by…

Fatboy Slim rehashes Better Living Through Chemistry because you didn’t buy it enough
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Fatboy Slim rehashes Better Living Through Chemistry because you didn’t buy it enough

Chord F. DiscordAugust 19, 2026August 19, 2026

Well, well, well, it looks like another anniversary edition is upon us, because apparently retirement is just a suggestion. Fatboy…

Big Bend Gets Beautiful New Wall To Match Scenic Views
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Big Bend Gets Beautiful New Wall To Match Scenic Views

Big ElephantAugust 19, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in Big Bend National Park, where bulldozers and excavators have…

Energy Markets Having Totally Normal And Not At All Alarming Moment
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Energy Markets Having Totally Normal And Not At All Alarming Moment

Big ElephantAugust 19, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the perfect storm is brewing in the oil…

US Air Force Flight Abortively Returns Due to Space Debris Concerns
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US Air Force Flight Abortively Returns Due to Space Debris Concerns

Big ElephantAugust 19, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A US Air Force flight bound for Antarctica had to turn…

Peacock Raises Subscription Price Because You Clearly Weren’t Paying Enough Already
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Peacock Raises Subscription Price Because You Clearly Weren’t Paying Enough Already

FinnAugust 19, 2026August 19, 2026

The price of Peacock is going up, because of course it is. In a move that’s about as surprising as…

Another DC Reboot No One Asked For Gets Meticulously Overanalyzed Already
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Another DC Reboot No One Asked For Gets Meticulously Overanalyzed Already

FinnAugust 19, 2026August 19, 2026

The people behind the new HBO Max series Lanterns are clearly trying to make it accessible to a broad audience,…

Tricolor Execs Accused of Turbocharging Fraud with Subprime Shenanigans
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Tricolor Execs Accused of Turbocharging Fraud with Subprime Shenanigans

Big ElephantAugust 19, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the $1.9 billion collapse of subprime auto lender Tricolor, and I have to…

Trump’s Aide Rides Shotgun In Trunk Because Loyalty Matters
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Trump’s Aide Rides Shotgun In Trunk Because Loyalty Matters

Big ElephantAugust 19, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Natalie Harp, a hyper-loyal aide to Donald Trump, has been making…

Trump Spares Canada From Half Of His Tariff Tantrum
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Trump Spares Canada From Half Of His Tariff Tantrum

Big ElephantAugust 18, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest tariff threat, and folks, it’s a wild ride. He…

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