US Munitions Stockpile Warnings Suddenly Become Totally Not Ignorable Thing
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Just days before the Iran war began, Joint Chiefs of Staff…
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Trump’s Park Police Bring Thrilling NASCAR Action to Law Enforcement
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A police chase in Washington, DC, ended with a Venezuelan national,…
Faith No More Forced To Open For System Of A Down Because Your Dad Still Listens To Them
Oh boy, are you ready for some mediocre news? 🤯 FAITH NO MORE is going to support SYSTEM OF A…
Florida to Break Record for Most Productive Killing Day Ever
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Two death row inmates in Florida are set to be…
Robots judging us now totally a normal thing apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Imagine walking around with tiny recorders and cameras clipped to your…
Trump Remembers Stuff That Never Actually Occurred Again Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest remarks, and I have to say, it’s a…
Pentagon Updates Math, War Death Toll Suddenly Less Hidden
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Pentagon has updated its war casualty database, and let me…
Police Spying On Everyone With Fancy Cameras Now
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Milwaukee Police Department has been dealing with some internal issues,…
Greta Van Fleet still a thing somehow
Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 Greta Van Fleet is playing a super intimate show at Chicago’s…
Democrats To Argue Over Israel, Again, Because Of Course They Will
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Democratic Party is having a bit of an identity crisis…