Retail Sales Plummet Because Who Needs Stuff Anyway
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The US economy is showing some cracks, and I’m not just…
Tag: Us
Trump Needs Help With Party Planning Now
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is asking the Supreme Court to allow him…
Christian Organization Thrilled To Get Employee Back After Only 9 Months
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news, and I’ve got to say, this one’s a doozy.…
Mastodon drops new video because you clearly didnt have enough prog metal in your life yet
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 MASTODON just dropped the official music video for “In…
Paxton Calmly Tells Republicans To Stop Freaking Out Already
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about Ken Paxton’s latest campaign moves. It seems like he’s trying to unify…
Feds Spying on Minnesota Progressives Because Who Needs Privacy Anyway
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Federal agents launched a sweeping undercover surveillance operation targeting progressive organizations,…
Trump Gives Corporations License To Hack Around
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump administration is now enlisting private companies to conduct cyberattacks…
Feds Suddenly Forget How Guns Work Apparently
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – it seems like the Justice Department has decided not…
Another Reboot No One Asked For Hits Streaming Soon Apparently
Hulu’s latest release is a new cut of the 2008 X-Files movie, titled The X-Files: I Want to Believe –…
Jay Weinberg’s Tragic Life Without Slipknot Now Slightly Less Miserable
In a shocking turn of events, acclaimed drummer Jay Weinberg (SLIPKNOT, SUICIDAL TENDENCIES, Bruce Springsteen) has unleashed his latest collaborative…