Kamala Voters Get Coal For Christmas Courtesy Trump Admin
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems the Trump administration has been accused of abusing its…
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Oh Joy Train to Busan is Back to Haunt Your Dreams and Remind You the Apocalypse is Still Coming for Us All in Glorious Cinematic Fashion to Celebrate 10 Whole Years of Existential Dread
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? 🎉🍿 I mean, who doesn’t love a good zombie apocalypse…
Technology Finally Notices Forgotten Dead People Too
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The story of “Chelsea Jane Doe” is finally closed after 26…
Mastodon finally makes album that will slightly satisfy existing fans
Okay, so MASTODON is back with a new album, “Marrow Deep”, and it’s not like we’ve been waiting for five…
Entheos Chaney Crabb tells new bands to not quit because that would be embarrassing
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some mind-blowing advice from Entheos’ vocalist Chaney Crabb? 🤯 Because I’m about to…
Grandma’s wild arrest was fake reality TV gold
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, Donna Dillon and her husband were just chillin’ at home,…
A Kids’ TV Show Finally Realizes Its True Purpose Is to Give Children Nightmares Forever with the New Trailer for Buddy
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some major nostalgia? 🎉 Remember that super annoying, yet somehow lovable, children’s television…
Blade Runner 2099 Because We Clearly Haven’t Milked This Franchise Enough Yet
Welcome to the future, where humanity has finally managed to mess things up so badly that we need a new…
Indiana Jones Gets Another Desperate Cash Grab Sequel Because Why Not
The Indiana Jones franchise refuses to be put out of its misery, with Marvel announcing a new comic book series,…
Lou Koller dies and suddenly everyone cares about Sick Of It All again
Oh no, the world has officially ended: Lou Koller, the iconic vocalist of SICK OF IT ALL, has left us…