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Trump Still Really Into Tariffs Apparently
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Trump Still Really Into Tariffs Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 24, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The trade war is back, and it’s getting uglier by the…

Johnny Depp returns because Hollywood has no new ideas
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Johnny Depp returns because Hollywood has no new ideas

FinnJuly 24, 2026July 29, 2026

It’s Christmas in July for Johnny Depp fans, because in Hollywood, every day is a holiday as long as there’s…

Trump Finds New Way to Lose Argument with LeBron James
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Trump Finds New Way to Lose Argument with LeBron James

Big ElephantJuly 24, 2026

Folks, I almost choked on my coffee reading about the latest Trump-LeBron beef. Apparently, President Donald Trump suggested that basketball…

South Carolina Gets To Decide Everything Again Apparently
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South Carolina Gets To Decide Everything Again Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 24, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to make sense of this Democratic primary battle, and let me tell you,…

Hollywood still somehow churning out horror trailers not entirely terrible yet
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Hollywood still somehow churning out horror trailers not entirely terrible yet

FinnJuly 24, 2026July 24, 2026

Horror movies are scary, sure, but you know what’s even scarier? Horror movie trailers. Those expertly crafted, adrenaline-fueled, sleep-depriving masterpieces…

Avengers Doomsday Trailer Serves Up More Of The Same Old Overhyped Nonsense Again
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Avengers Doomsday Trailer Serves Up More Of The Same Old Overhyped Nonsense Again

FinnJuly 24, 2026July 24, 2026

We’re back with another installment of “let’s pick apart every frame of the Avengers: Doomsday trailer” because, apparently, that’s what…

Age of Empires 3 resurrected with recycled Baltic Powers DLC cash grab coming September
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Age of Empires 3 resurrected with recycled Baltic Powers DLC cash grab coming September

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 24, 2026July 24, 2026

Well, folks, it’s time to dust off those old Age of Empires CDs, because the cancelled Baltic Powers DLC is…

Warhorse Studios Teases Kingdom Come Salvation With Possible Multiplayer Cash Grab
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Warhorse Studios Teases Kingdom Come Salvation With Possible Multiplayer Cash Grab

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 24, 2026July 24, 2026

Oh joy, another chance to get hyped for a game that’s still a fiscal year away from release, because what’s…

Volkswagen Profits Take Mysterious 10% Detour Straight Downward
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Volkswagen Profits Take Mysterious 10% Detour Straight Downward

Big ElephantJuly 24, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Volkswagen’s latest struggles, and let me tell you, it’s a wild ride.…

United Axes Middle Seats Because Passengers Hate Them
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United Axes Middle Seats Because Passengers Hate Them

Big ElephantJuly 24, 2026

Well, folks, it looks like United Airlines is finally doing something about those dreaded middle seats. I almost choked on…

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