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Pulte sticks around because who needs a vacation anyway
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Pulte sticks around because who needs a vacation anyway

Big ElephantJuly 30, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the Trump administration, and I have to say,…

Inflation Gauge Takes Brief Summer Vacation From Ruining Everything
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Inflation Gauge Takes Brief Summer Vacation From Ruining Everything

Big ElephantJuly 30, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Inflation is down, but don’t get too excited, it’s likely just…

Luxury Ice Cream Now Affordable Only To The Extremely Wealthy
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Luxury Ice Cream Now Affordable Only To The Extremely Wealthy

Big ElephantJuly 25, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that people are willing to shell out $15 for…

Florida Vacation Ends in Fatal ICE Mishap for Mexican Tourist
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Florida Vacation Ends in Fatal ICE Mishap for Mexican Tourist

Big ElephantJuly 21, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this tragic story from Florida, where a Mexican man, Juan Jairo Coronilla…

Biblical Symbolism Meets Racial Tension at Confederate Monument
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Biblical Symbolism Meets Racial Tension at Confederate Monument

Big ElephantJuly 19, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A 68-year-old photographer, Jean Shifrin, has been documenting the people who…

Tate Brothers’ Vacation Ends Abruptly, Apparently
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Tate Brothers’ Vacation Ends Abruptly, Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 18, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama unfolding with the Tate brothers, and let me tell…

Industry Breathing Room Found in Casual Games
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Industry Breathing Room Found in Casual Games

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 14, 2026

As I sit here, basking in the glow of my screen, I’m reminded that the gaming industry is a never-ending…

Nation’s Iconic Reflecting Pool Takes Brief Vacation
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Nation’s Iconic Reflecting Pool Takes Brief Vacation

Big ElephantJuly 14, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it seems the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool has been drained…

Trump Tries Not To Mess Up DC Beautification Effort
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Trump Tries Not To Mess Up DC Beautification Effort

Big ElephantJuly 11, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the Meridian Hill Park fountain in Washington, DC,…

Alexis Alexiou’s Super Amazing Film That Will Definitely Change Your Life and Not Put You to Sleep Sea of Glass is Totally Going to Premiere at the Edinburgh International Film Festival and You’re All Invited to Witness Greatness
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Alexis Alexiou’s Super Amazing Film That Will Definitely Change Your Life and Not Put You to Sleep Sea of Glass is Totally Going to Premiere at the Edinburgh International Film Festival and You’re All Invited to Witness Greatness

FinnJuly 8, 2026July 8, 2026

The most epic film of the year is coming, and it’s not a Marvel movie 🤯! Writer/director Alexis Alexiou’s third…

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