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METALLICA dusts off 30 year old song for people who still wear high school jeans
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METALLICA dusts off 30 year old song for people who still wear high school jeans

Chord F. DiscordOctober 17, 2026October 17, 2026

I just witnessed Metallica’s performance of “…And Justice For All” at their “Life Burns Faster” residency in Las Vegas, and…

More Reboots and Sequels Coming to Drain Your Wallet on Disney+ and Hulu
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More Reboots and Sequels Coming to Drain Your Wallet on Disney+ and Hulu

FinnOctober 15, 2026October 17, 2026

Disney+ and Hulu are doubling down on their questionable life choices, announcing a slew of new titles coming to their…

Iranian Hacker’s Excellent US Vacation Plans Finally Come Together
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Iranian Hacker’s Excellent US Vacation Plans Finally Come Together

Big ElephantOctober 1, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about an Iranian man, Amir Barati, who’s been extradited from Montenegro to the US…

NYC Forced to Nix Tax on Rich People’s Vacation Houses
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NYC Forced to Nix Tax on Rich People’s Vacation Houses

Big ElephantSeptember 29, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from New York City, where a judge just ruled against…

Ubisoft to bribe Siege players during GTA VI’s inevitable dominance
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Ubisoft to bribe Siege players during GTA VI’s inevitable dominance

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 23, 2026September 23, 2026

As the gaming world teeters on the brink of the highly anticipated GTA VI launch, Ubisoft is pulling out all…

University of Mississippi Becomes Unexpected Summer Vacation Destination
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University of Mississippi Becomes Unexpected Summer Vacation Destination

Big ElephantSeptember 22, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from the University of Mississippi, where two students tragically…

TIFF 2026 Review: Future Tense – “Time Travel Movies Are So Original Not”
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TIFF 2026 Review: Future Tense – “Time Travel Movies Are So Original Not”

FinnSeptember 15, 2026September 15, 2026

Oh boy, are you in for a treat! Imagine being able to travel back in time on vacation, because who…

Mitch McConnell Back to Senate After Brief Three Month Vacation
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Mitch McConnell Back to Senate After Brief Three Month Vacation

Big ElephantSeptember 14, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Sen. Mitch McConnell is back on Capitol Hill after a three-month…

Iran War Heats Up Your Winter Heating Bill
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Iran War Heats Up Your Winter Heating Bill

Big ElephantSeptember 14, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Winter hasn’t even started yet, and people are already worrying about…

Family’s Vacation Takes Unexpected Detour Over Ocean Apparently
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Family’s Vacation Takes Unexpected Detour Over Ocean Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 8, 2026

I’m sitting here sipping my coffee and reading about a family in South Florida who’s going through a nightmare. A…

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