ALICE COOPER, 77, CLAIMS HIS BEST SHOWS ARE STILL AHEAD OF HIM, PROBABLY FEATURING OXYGEN TANKS AND GERIATRIC SHOCK ROCK
Imagine being 77 years old, having more energy than a toddler on a sugar rush, and still pretending to be…
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OPETH Finally Explains What ‘Paragraph Seven’ Means And It Will Change Your Life Forever (NOT CLICKBAIT)
OPETH is back, and they’ve got a new video for you, you lucky, lucky degenerates. 🤘 If you’re looking for…
Fact Check: The Facts That Hurt Trump’s Feelings in His Extraordinary Norwegian Spam Message
Breaking: President Trump Dismantles Danish Hoax, Exposes Deep State Cover-Up on Greenland! Patriots, rejoice! President Donald J. Trump, currently serving…
Watch Priyanka Chopra Jonas & Karl Urban Try to Act in The Bluff Trailer
Hold onto your tricorn hats and prepare your most dramatic gasps, because Hollywood has apparently decided that the Cayman Islands…
2026 Golden Globes: The Winners (Because Apparently Someone Still Cares)
🚨 BREAKING: Hollywood’s Most Prestigious Night of Questionable Decisions Approaches 🚨 😱🎬 Ladies, gentlemen, and everyone who just wants to…
Godzilla Minus Zero finally drops—because we all needed more monster chaos in our lives
🚨 BREAKING: Godzilla Decides to Take a Third Vacation, Announces New Movie Because Apparently One Wasn’t Enough 🚨 In a…
Kristen Stewart’s The Chronology of Water Gets a New Trailer and It’s Still Not as Wet as Your Tears
🚨BREAKING: Kristen Stewart Ditches Vampires, Becomes Pretentious Auteur in Her Directorial Debut: AKA, How to Make Swimming Look Like a…
MAYHEM’s ATTILA CSIHAR Says He Wasn’t Even Mad When Euronymous Turned Into a Human Pizza
When Black Metal Wasn’t Just a Music Genre, But a Full-Time Contact Sport 🎸🔪 Ah, the early ’90s—back when Norwegian…
5 Things to Know for Jan. 5: Venezuela’s Drama, Airspace Meltdowns, Congress Still Can’t Agree on Coffee, California’s Floods and a Swiss Bar That Burned Down Like Your Hopes and Dreams
Breaking News: Gas Prices to Plummet in 2026 – Thanks to Trump’s Mighty Hand The once-dreaded gas pump is finally…
10 Remakes That Completely Butchered the Original in the Funniest Genres Possible
🚨BREAKING: Hollywood Discovers That Copying Movies Is Cheaper Than Therapy, Proceeds to Ruin Everything We Loved 🚨 In a stunning…