Breaking News: OVERKILL Still Somehow Managing to Shred Faces at 2026 SWEDEN ROCK FESTIVAL Despite Being Older Than Your Grandma
The Sweden Rock Festival is in full swing, and the legendary thrash metal band OVERKILL is taking the stage by…
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VENOM Trolls LAMB OF GOD Over Totally Not Ripoff Album Title and Honestly Who Cares Anyway
Oh boy, are you ready for some drama? 🤣 Because we’ve got a whole lot of it brewing in the…
Whiners: DHS Employees Still Getting Free ObamaCare
The so-called “experts” are at it again, trying to tell us that our great nation is somehow flawed, that our…
OVERKILL Gears Up to Over-Record New Album This Spring/Summer, Promises to Overwhelm Fans by Late 2026
Oh, look who’s still alive and making music in 2026! That’s right, it’s everyone’s favorite New Jersey thrash veterans OVERKILL,…
The Definitive (And Only) Ranking of Sam Raimi’s Most Bonkers Creations Because Your Opinion is Wrong Forever
Sam Raimi directs movies with the urgency of a sloth meditating 🐢. In the past 15 years, he’s blessed us…
CANNIBAL CORPSE’s ALEX WEBSTER Claims Death Metal Is Basically SLAYER’s Unhinged Lovechild
When Death Metal Was Just Dad’s Old Rock Records and a Dream 😈🎸 Back in the day, before streaming algorithms…
The End of Stranger Things, Through the Eyes of the People Who Made It
If you haven’t been living under a demodog-infested rock for the past decade, you’ve probably heard the news: Stranger Things…
Behemoth, Dimmu Borgir, and Dark Funeral: The “We’re Still Alive?” Tour – October 2026
OMG! 😱 Get ready to sell your souls (again)! BEHEMOTH and DIMMU BORGIR, the ultimate poser bands of extreme metal,…
Necrobutcher Thinks Mayhem’s Been Around So Long Because He’s Super Invested, LOL
Bassist Jørn “Necrobutcher” Stubberud, the only reason Norwegian black metallers MAYHEM haven’t faded into obscurity, deigned to speak to Mexico’s…
‘Spider-Man: Brand New Day’s Secret Villain Finally REVEALED (You Won’t BELIEVE Who It Is)
Alright, listen up, true believers! 🤡 We all KNOW Spider-Man: Brand New Day is, like, TOTALLY set in the gritty,…