More Soulless Reboots and Unnecessary Sequels Hit Streaming This Weekend
Because you clearly haven’t been entertained enough, new movies are coming to streaming this week and every week, at a…
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Taxpayers Fund Trump’s Ads To Tune Of $2.5 Million Somehow
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that millions of taxpayer dollars have already been spent…
Naughty Dog Hypes Two Mysterious Last of Us Projects Amid Intergalactic Delay
Naughty Dog studio head Neil Druckmann decided to tease fans with some updates on the developer’s current projects during “The…
August Burns Red Guitarist Drops Mind Blowing Revelation That Personal Growth Starts With Yourself
I just spilled my beer all over my black metal t-shirt because I was so shocked to hear that August…
Trump Stars in Taxpayer Funded Infomercials Because Humility
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump has been personally involved in creating those taxpayer-funded…
🌿 Metal Detox Live | 🤘 Dark Country & Southern Chaos 24/7
🐸 WELCOME TO METAL DETOX. Your ears have survived blast beats. Your neck has survived breakdowns. Your brain has survived…
When You Play Five Finger Death Punch at 7 AM 💀
Just wanted to play some Five Finger Death Punch. My neighbor had other plans. 💀 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy,…
GOP Candidates Get Free Pass From Pissed Off Conservative Wives Apparently
So, I’m reading this article about Angela Paxton, and I almost spilled my coffee – not because it’s shocking, but…
McDonald’s Pokésales bonanza rebooted for November cash grab
Pokemon fans, rejoice! McDonald’s is throwing you a bone, or rather, a Happy Meal box shaped like Pikachu. Because what’s…
Lauren Hart Saves Arch Enemy From Total Irrelevance With New Live Video
OH NO, ARCH ENEMY HAS RELEASED A NEW LIVE VIDEO AND I’M STILL REELING FROM THE NEWS 🤯! I mean,…