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Federal Officers Accidentally Discover Gravity, Kinetic Energy in Minneapolis After Bullet Meets Body
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Federal Officers Accidentally Discover Gravity, Kinetic Energy in Minneapolis After Bullet Meets Body

Big ElephantJanuary 25, 2026January 25, 2026

Once again, a so-called “law-abiding citizen” in a liberal-run city has forced brave Border Patrol agents to defend themselves. Under…

Jim Carrey the karate instructor
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Jim Carrey the karate instructor

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 24, 2026

Living Color! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a…

Wednesday 13 in New York, NY (01/23/2026)
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Wednesday 13 in New York, NY (01/23/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 24, 2026

Joseph Michael Poole is here! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

POPPY Just Dropped the ‘Time Will Tell’ Music Video From That ‘Empty Hands’ Album You Pretended to Listen To
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POPPY Just Dropped the ‘Time Will Tell’ Music Video From That ‘Empty Hands’ Album You Pretended to Listen To

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 23, 2026January 23, 2026

Poppy Is Here To Collect Your Digital Soul With “Empty Hands” And We’re All Just Living In It 🤖🙏 Ladies,…

Nintendo Confirms Super Mario Galaxy Movie Direct This Weekend And Oh God The Plumber Is Back In Space To Make You Cry About Luma Again
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Nintendo Confirms Super Mario Galaxy Movie Direct This Weekend And Oh God The Plumber Is Back In Space To Make You Cry About Luma Again

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 23, 2026January 23, 2026

Brace yourselves, Star Road commuters! 🚀 Nintendo is officially panicking that you forgot about their space opera sequel and has…

“Helps women get pregnant” 😂
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“Helps women get pregnant” 😂

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 23, 2026

Imagine when Natalie Portman watches this years later! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as…

Winter Storm Prep, Shark Attacks, and Cancer Trends: Because Your Day Wasn’t Already Terrifying Enough
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Winter Storm Prep, Shark Attacks, and Cancer Trends: Because Your Day Wasn’t Already Terrifying Enough

Big ElephantJanuary 22, 2026January 22, 2026

While President Trump makes America great again, the liberal media is busy crying about snow and sharks. SAD! You won’t…

It’s amazing how much everything changes in 9 years 😭
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It’s amazing how much everything changes in 9 years 😭

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 22, 2026

Bro 2015 born are now 11 years old. It's crazy! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical…

Ubisoft Finally Learns That Six Cancelled Games Is A Firing Offense
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Ubisoft Finally Learns That Six Cancelled Games Is A Firing Offense

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 22, 2026January 22, 2026

Oh look, another Tuesday, another corporate restructuring at Ubisoft that definitely isn’t a panic-induced fever dream! 🎢 It’s the time…

Return To Silent Hill Gets Buried Alive by Fans and Critics in a Glorious, Dumpster-Fire of a Launch
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Return To Silent Hill Gets Buried Alive by Fans and Critics in a Glorious, Dumpster-Fire of a Launch

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 22, 2026January 22, 2026

🚨 SILENT SCREAMS: ‘Return to Silent Hill’ Crashes and Burns, Proving Some Games Should Stay Digital 🚨 Oh, what a…

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