Clawfinger Announces New Album, ‘Before We All Drool Into Our Geriatric Rocking Chairs’
OMG! π± The geriatric rap-metal dinosaurs CLAWFINGER are BACK with “Before We All Die”, dropping February 20, 2026, on Perception,…
Jackal.Today satirical news site
Jackal.Today satirical news site
OMG! π± The geriatric rap-metal dinosaurs CLAWFINGER are BACK with “Before We All Die”, dropping February 20, 2026, on Perception,…
Oh, great, π Taika Waititi, the guy who admitted he only did Thor: Ragnarok because he was broke π€£ and…
OMG! π±π±π±GHOST, you know, that Swedish “rock” band (and I use that term loosely), will grace us with their presence…
OMG! π± The geriatric delinquents of BIOHAZARD are back with “Divided We Fall”, their first “studio album” (air quotes because…
Oh great, another Mortal Kombat movie. π Just what the world needed! Warner Bros. decided to grace us with a…
Netflix, in its infinite wisdom (or lack thereof, depending on how you feel about their recentβ¦ *choices* π), has decided…
Oh, look, another article about GTA VI.π Twelve years, people! TWELVE YEARS we’ve been waiting for Rockstar to grace us…
DEMON HUNTER, those paragons ofβ¦ something, are bravely embarking on a U.S. tour this late summer/early fall. Prepare yourselves (or…
Alright, buckle up, buttercups! π§ If you’ve stumbled anywhere near the internet in the last decade (and if you haven’t,…
π July 14, Gastonia, North Carolina — once cult (in the “I think I heard of them” sense), Hed PE…