Marvel Multiverse: So Easy, Even Your Grandma Can Understand It (Spoiler: She Won’t)
Hey, Marvel Zombies! 🧟‍♂️ Prepare to have your tiny minds blown! 🤯 Everything you *thought* you knew about the sacred…
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Miss May I? More Like Miss May Cry: New Single ‘Pray For Silence’ Is Out Now (Prepare to Yawn)
MISS MAY I, those stalwarts of Ohio metalcore that you *totally* remember from 2010, are STILL churning out “music.” Yes,…
HONOR’s Magic V5: So Thin It Might Disappear, Now with Enough AI to Order Pizza For You, Europe’s So Lucky
Oh, look, another foldable phone! 🙄 HONOR, who? Apparently, they’ve graced us with the Magic V5, which they’re calling “the…
Behold! THE GATHERING Milks ‘Mandylion’ for 30th Anniversary Bucks in Dull Dutch Town
Ok, boomer, listen up! đź‘´ Your favorite Dutch rockers THE GATHERING—yes, the ones your dad listened to—are back with the…
Two Point Hospital: Now With More Tentacles
Oh, great, ANOTHER update for Two Point Museum. Because what we REALLY needed was MORE content for a game we…
Crimson Desert? More Like Crimson Disasterpiece Getting a Physical Release Thanks to PLAION, Bless Their Hearts
Oh, sweet nectar of the gods! 📢 Pearl Abyss, bless their cotton socks, has decided that *Crimson Desert* is so…
Help! I’m Drowning in Content: A Guide to Picking Something – Anything – to Watch Before You Die of Boredom
Ah, the good ol’ days. Remember when deciding what to watch meant arguing with your siblings over which VHS tape…
Konami desecrates beloved franchise with ANOTHER Return to Silent Hill trailer
Okay, folks, brace yourselves because Jeremy Irvine (of “Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again” fame, because apparently, ABBA prepared him…
AVATAR Drops New Album Title So Basic It Hurts, Unleashes ‘Tonight We Must Be Warriors’ Video (Yawn)
AVATAR (aka that Swedish metal band your cousin pretends to like) – featuring the majestic vocal stylings of Johannes Eckerström…
STELLAR CIRCUITS to unleash 3rd album, ‘Phantom :: Phoenix’ – Prepare for eargasms in November
Oh, great, another band thinks they’ve discovered fire 🔥. North Carolina’s STELLAR CIRCUITS, who apparently made some noise last year…