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Snuffed On Sight in Charlotte, NC (07/23/2025) — SUMMER SLAUGTHER TOUR 2025
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Snuffed On Sight in Charlotte, NC (07/23/2025) — SUMMER SLAUGTHER TOUR 2025

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 23, 2025

Brutal Death Metal from San Francisco, California! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

Slackjaw in Charlotte, NC (07/23/2025) — SUMMER SLAUGTHER TOUR 2025
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Slackjaw in Charlotte, NC (07/23/2025) — SUMMER SLAUGTHER TOUR 2025

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 23, 2025

Groove Metal from South Carolina! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

ICE CREAM, CELLPHONES, AND FAT CATS: NEWS SO IMPORTANT, YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT
Elephant Reads CNN

ICE CREAM, CELLPHONES, AND FAT CATS: NEWS SO IMPORTANT, YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT

Big ElephantJuly 23, 2025July 23, 2025

Folks, another day, another socialist scare from CNN! They’re trying to distract you from President Trump’s incredible leadership, but we…

DualSense Gets Schizophrenic: Now Juggles PS5, PC, and Your Toaster
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DualSense Gets Schizophrenic: Now Juggles PS5, PC, and Your Toaster

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 23, 2025July 23, 2025

Oh boy, Sony has graced us with another earth-shattering, life-altering, paradigm-shifting PS5 update! 🙄 Prepare yourselves, peasants, because the DualSense…

Orange Man Still Mad at Black Man, Even Though Dead Pervert Is Involved
Elephant Reads CNN

Orange Man Still Mad at Black Man, Even Though Dead Pervert Is Involved

Big ElephantJuly 23, 2025July 23, 2025

CNN is at it again, folks! They’re trying to make President Trump look bad for calling out Barack Hussein Obama,…

Deftones Announce 2025 Edition Of ‘Dia De Los Deftones’ Festival (aka the only day Deftones fans get sunlight)
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Deftones Announce 2025 Edition Of ‘Dia De Los Deftones’ Festival (aka the only day Deftones fans get sunlight)

Chord F. DiscordJuly 22, 2025July 22, 2025

DEFTONES, the band that peaked in 2000 but refuses to accept it, have announced yet another installment of their vanity…

Ozzy Osbourne. 1948-2025
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Ozzy Osbourne. 1948-2025

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 22, 2025

Drink in hell for us all, Ozzy! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

SEVENDUST Announces Fall 2025 U.S. Acoustic Tour (So You Can Finally Hear What They’re Mumbling)
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SEVENDUST Announces Fall 2025 U.S. Acoustic Tour (So You Can Finally Hear What They’re Mumbling)

Chord F. DiscordJuly 22, 2025July 22, 2025

OMG! 😱 Sevendust is apparently still a thing and celebrating the 21st anniversary of their *cough* “beloved” acoustic album “Southside…

GWAR’s 40th: Streaming From the Hellmouth (Because VEEPS Pays the Bills)
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GWAR’s 40th: Streaming From the Hellmouth (Because VEEPS Pays the Bills)

Chord F. DiscordJuly 21, 2025July 21, 2025

Behold, feeble humans! Your 👽alien overlords in GWAR, those pioneers of making music that sounds like a garbage truck falling…

Atari and Bandai Namco Team Up to Milking Pac-Man’s Ghostly Corpse for Cash Grab Console and DLC
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Atari and Bandai Namco Team Up to Milking Pac-Man’s Ghostly Corpse for Cash Grab Console and DLC

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 21, 2025July 21, 2025

**Waka waka waka 🤪! Prepare your wallets, fellow gamers, because Atari and Bandai Namco are BACK, baby, to milk the…

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