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The crew arrived immediately after the collapse
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The crew arrived immediately after the collapse

Chuck B. BallsyMay 5, 2026

In Japan and China, a landslide of this magnitude is cleared in a single day. In the United States, it…

POV: you’re the main character and humans are just background NPCs
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POV: you’re the main character and humans are just background NPCs

Chuck B. BallsyMay 5, 2026

Hi five the cat dammit! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Something crawled inside my skin when I saw that face at the end
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Something crawled inside my skin when I saw that face at the end

Chuck B. BallsyMay 5, 2026

I love how it's so quiet but not completely silent Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical…

Halo Fans Rejoice Because They Clearly Didn’t Waste Enough Time Playing The Same Games Over And Over Already
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Halo Fans Rejoice Because They Clearly Didn’t Waste Enough Time Playing The Same Games Over And Over Already

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 4, 2026May 4, 2026

We’ve got some “exciting” news for all you Halo fans out there 🚀👀! It seems like we’re not just getting…

A hotel employee gets a towel every day to make steps so that the baby ducks
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A hotel employee gets a towel every day to make steps so that the baby ducks

Chuck B. BallsyMay 4, 2026

5 star hotel! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is…

Removing a beaver dam because it was blocking water flow
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Removing a beaver dam because it was blocking water flow

Chuck B. BallsyMay 4, 2026

Sometimes beaver dams can cause irreparable damages to farm lands and pastures Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in…

OMG You Won’t Believe Who’s Banging Away on Drums for ACCEPT Now It’s None Other Than Ex-MEGADETH Superstar SHAWN DROVER Who Clearly Ran Out of Other Bands to Play For
Get ready for some face-melting, ear-shattering, and jaw-dropping news, metalheads! 🤯🎸🔥
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OMG You Won’t Believe Who’s Banging Away on Drums for ACCEPT Now It’s None Other Than Ex-MEGADETH Superstar SHAWN DROVER Who Clearly Ran Out of Other Bands to Play For

Chord F. DiscordMay 4, 2026May 4, 2026

The one and only Shawn Drover, former drummer of MEGADETH, has joined forces with the legendary ACCEPT as a “special…

Oh Great Another Opportunity for Quake 4 Fans to Cry Themselves to Sleep Over What Could Have Been
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Oh Great Another Opportunity for Quake 4 Fans to Cry Themselves to Sleep Over What Could Have Been

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 4, 2026May 4, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat! 🎉 We’ve got some super exciting news about a game that’s…

If you discover a large stump in the forest with a hole in the middle….
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If you discover a large stump in the forest with a hole in the middle….

Chuck B. BallsyMay 4, 2026

The lengths one will go to just to drink a beer in solitude! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known…

1914 in Krakow, Poland (05/03/2026)
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1914 in Krakow, Poland (05/03/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 3, 2026

Blackened Death/Doom Metal from Ukraine Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

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