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No one would have believed it without video evidence!
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No one would have believed it without video evidence!

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 27, 2026

Shoes on the couch is really bothering me 😭 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world…

81-year-old Colonel Sanders reflects on how he sold KFC for $2 million
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81-year-old Colonel Sanders reflects on how he sold KFC for $2 million

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 26, 2026

…only to see it resold not long after for $240 million Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the…

Orbit Culture in Charlotte, NC (03/25/2026)
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Orbit Culture in Charlotte, NC (03/25/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 25, 2026

Melodic death metal from Sweden Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Ov Sulfur in Charlotte, NC (03/25/2026)
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Ov Sulfur in Charlotte, NC (03/25/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 25, 2026

Blackened deathcore from Las Vegas, Nevada Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Atlas in Charlotte, NC (03/25/2026)
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Atlas in Charlotte, NC (03/25/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 25, 2026

’Northcore’’ from Tampere, Finland Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

McDonald’s ‘KPop Demon Hunters’ Meal: Because Even Satan Needs His Happy Meal
McDonald's Unleashes KPop Demon Hunters Meal—Because Your Stomach Needs a Soundtrack
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McDonald’s ‘KPop Demon Hunters’ Meal: Because Even Satan Needs His Happy Meal

FinnMarch 25, 2026March 25, 2026

Oh, look, McDonald’s has decided your taste buds are too vanilla and needs to drop a KPop Demon Hunters collab.…

Netflix’s ‘13 Going on 30’ Reboot: Because We All Needed More Regret and Sparkly Dresses in Our Lives
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Netflix’s ‘13 Going on 30’ Reboot: Because We All Needed More Regret and Sparkly Dresses in Our Lives

FinnMarch 25, 2026March 25, 2026

Oh, great. Another remake. Just what we needed. As if the world wasn’t already overflowing with recycled content, Netflix is…

OpenAI Pulls Plug on Sora Video App: Because Who Needs Innovation Anyway?
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

OpenAI Pulls Plug on Sora Video App: Because Who Needs Innovation Anyway?

Big ElephantMarch 25, 2026March 25, 2026

Liberal Tech Elites Suffer Another Embarrassing Defeat as OpenAI Kills Off Woke Video App Well, well, well! It looks like…

Prosecutor Confesses: No Evidence, Just Fed-Up Over Powell’s Fancy Office Makeover
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Prosecutor Confesses: No Evidence, Just Fed-Up Over Powell’s Fancy Office Makeover

Big ElephantMarch 25, 2026March 25, 2026

DOJ Prosecutor Admits No Evidence of Fed Crimes, Still Blames Powell Anyway Well, folks, here we go again with the…

The second dog feels neglected
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The second dog feels neglected

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 25, 2026

The dog was like, wtf do you mean man? Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world…

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