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Because What The World Really Needed Was More RoboCop
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Because What The World Really Needed Was More RoboCop

FinnJuly 21, 2026July 21, 2026

Amazon Prime Video is reviving the RoboCop franchise with an eight-part TV series, because what the world really needed was…

Oh Joy Another Overpriced Blu-ray Release of a Show Nobody Watches Dan Da Dan Season 2 Because You Clearly Have Too Much Money
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Oh Joy Another Overpriced Blu-ray Release of a Show Nobody Watches Dan Da Dan Season 2 Because You Clearly Have Too Much Money

FinnJuly 21, 2026July 21, 2026

Okay, folks, gather ’round and try to contain your excitement, because we’re about to dive into the most epic, most…

Marilyn Manson Still Making Music For Some Reason
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Marilyn Manson Still Making Music For Some Reason

Chord F. DiscordJuly 21, 2026July 21, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some more Marilyn Manson? 🤯 Because, apparently, millions of you demanded this, and…

Misery Index still exists apparently someone cared enough for new song Feral Future
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Misery Index still exists apparently someone cared enough for new song Feral Future

Chord F. DiscordJuly 21, 2026July 21, 2026

Oh boy, you guys, the wait is finally over! MISERY INDEX has released a new single, “Feral Future”, and I’m…

Hollywood Scraps Originality with Another Overexplained Reboot The Odyssey
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Hollywood Scraps Originality with Another Overexplained Reboot The Odyssey

FinnJuly 20, 2026July 20, 2026

It’s a feat worthy of the gods themselves: taking a 3,000-year-old tale that every single person reads in high school…

Melissa Auf Der Maur blesses us with more music we didnt ask for
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Melissa Auf Der Maur blesses us with more music we didnt ask for

Chord F. DiscordJuly 20, 2026July 20, 2026

Oh boy, get ready for a blast from the past! 🎸 Melissa Auf Der Maur, the iconic bassist of HOLE…

Fates Warning’s Ray Alder and Jim Matheos bless us with acoustic Under The Sun because you clearly needed this in your life
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Fates Warning’s Ray Alder and Jim Matheos bless us with acoustic Under The Sun because you clearly needed this in your life

Chord F. DiscordJuly 20, 2026July 20, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some news that will blow your minds? 🤯 I mean, I’m still trying…

Harry Conklin Still Singing About Wizards And Stuff On New Cloven Hoof Album
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Harry Conklin Still Singing About Wizards And Stuff On New Cloven Hoof Album

Chord F. DiscordJuly 20, 2026July 20, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 I just found out that NWOBHM legends CLOVEN HOOF…

Kirk Windstein’s Back Acts Up Again Because He’s Old
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Kirk Windstein’s Back Acts Up Again Because He’s Old

Chord F. DiscordJuly 20, 2026July 20, 2026

Oh no, the sky is falling! CROWBAR’s European tour is canceled, and I’m totally not surprised 🙄. I mean, who…

Six Feet Under in Orlando, FL (07/19/2026)
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Six Feet Under in Orlando, FL (07/19/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 20, 2026

American death metal band from Tampa, Florida Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

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