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Ov Sulfur in Charlotte, NC (03/25/2026)
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Ov Sulfur in Charlotte, NC (03/25/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 25, 2026

Blackened deathcore from Las Vegas, Nevada Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Atlas in Charlotte, NC (03/25/2026)
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Atlas in Charlotte, NC (03/25/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 25, 2026

’Northcore’’ from Tampere, Finland Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

McDonald’s ‘KPop Demon Hunters’ Meal: Because Even Satan Needs His Happy Meal
McDonald's Unleashes KPop Demon Hunters Meal—Because Your Stomach Needs a Soundtrack
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McDonald’s ‘KPop Demon Hunters’ Meal: Because Even Satan Needs His Happy Meal

FinnMarch 25, 2026March 25, 2026

Oh, look, McDonald’s has decided your taste buds are too vanilla and needs to drop a KPop Demon Hunters collab.…

Netflix’s ‘13 Going on 30’ Reboot: Because We All Needed More Regret and Sparkly Dresses in Our Lives
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Netflix’s ‘13 Going on 30’ Reboot: Because We All Needed More Regret and Sparkly Dresses in Our Lives

FinnMarch 25, 2026March 25, 2026

Oh, great. Another remake. Just what we needed. As if the world wasn’t already overflowing with recycled content, Netflix is…

OpenAI Pulls Plug on Sora Video App: Because Who Needs Innovation Anyway?
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

OpenAI Pulls Plug on Sora Video App: Because Who Needs Innovation Anyway?

Big ElephantMarch 25, 2026March 25, 2026

Liberal Tech Elites Suffer Another Embarrassing Defeat as OpenAI Kills Off Woke Video App Well, well, well! It looks like…

Prosecutor Confesses: No Evidence, Just Fed-Up Over Powell’s Fancy Office Makeover
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Prosecutor Confesses: No Evidence, Just Fed-Up Over Powell’s Fancy Office Makeover

Big ElephantMarch 25, 2026March 25, 2026

DOJ Prosecutor Admits No Evidence of Fed Crimes, Still Blames Powell Anyway Well, folks, here we go again with the…

The second dog feels neglected
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The second dog feels neglected

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 25, 2026

The dog was like, wtf do you mean man? Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world…

Minecraft Dungeons 2: Now With 100% More Dungeons and 200% More Confusion at Minecraft Live 2026
Hold Onto Your Pickaxes, Folks! Minecraft Dungeons 2 Is Coming to Ruin Your Life (Again)
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Minecraft Dungeons 2: Now With 100% More Dungeons and 200% More Confusion at Minecraft Live 2026

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 24, 2026March 24, 2026

Well, well, well, look who decided to crawl out from under their cobblestone bed and grace us with their presence.…

Bro was hitting target , every single shot 🤣
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Bro was hitting target , every single shot 🤣

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 24, 2026

Why is she calling him the N-word? Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

New Shows That’ll Make You Question Your Life Choices and Cancel All Your Plans This Week
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New Shows That’ll Make You Question Your Life Choices and Cancel All Your Plans This Week

FinnMarch 24, 2026March 24, 2026

Oh, look! Another week, another avalanche of TV shows flooding our lives like a dumpster fire we can’t look away…

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