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Dr. Blood’s Orgy of Gore in Charlotte, NC (07/01/2026)
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Dr. Blood’s Orgy of Gore in Charlotte, NC (07/01/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 2, 2026

Brutal Death Metal from Charlotte, North Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

Bible Belt in Charlotte, NC (07/01/2026)
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Bible Belt in Charlotte, NC (07/01/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 1, 2026

«Rock-n-roll with folk-n-blues influences» from Nowhere, US Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

You Can’t Fly That Thing Here Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

You Can’t Fly That Thing Here Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 1, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A 26-year-old Texas man, John Alexander Meza of La Porte, is…

More Of The Same Old Films To Binge Before Forgetting Forever On Streaming
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More Of The Same Old Films To Binge Before Forgetting Forever On Streaming

FinnJuly 1, 2026July 1, 2026

The movies are coming, the movies are coming. Or, rather, they’re already here, and you can watch them from the…

When Doctors Don’t Understand Metal
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When Doctors Don’t Understand Metal

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 1, 2026

Apparently the maternity ward disagreed Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

You won’t believe who’s talking to Iran now
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

You won’t believe who’s talking to Iran now

Big ElephantJuly 1, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. US and Iranian officials are having indirect, lower-level talks in Doha,…

You won’t believe who just conquered the Empire State Building
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

You won’t believe who just conquered the Empire State Building

Big ElephantJuly 1, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest adventure-seekers who decided to scale the Empire State Building’s spire,…

XBOX Axes Employees, Remains Super Committed to Your Wallet
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XBOX Axes Employees, Remains Super Committed to Your Wallet

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 1, 2026July 1, 2026

Oh joy, the gaming industry is at it again, and by “at it again,” I mean they’re still trying to…

Bryan Adams croons again because apparently he wasn’t done yet
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Bryan Adams croons again because apparently he wasn’t done yet

Chord F. DiscordJuly 1, 2026July 1, 2026

Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, Bryan Adams is back with a brand new single, 51st State, a powerful…

PlayStation Casually Steals 500 Movies From Users Because That’s Just What Companies Do Now
Sony to Remove 551 Movie Titles from PlayStation Libraries, Because Who NeedsPermanent Ownership Anyway?
Breaking, Movie News

PlayStation Casually Steals 500 Movies From Users Because That’s Just What Companies Do Now

FinnJune 30, 2026June 30, 2026

In a move that’s sure to delight fans of ephemeral media and fleeting entertainment experiences, Sony has announced that it…

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