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NEVERMORE Unleashes Phoenix-Wielding New Lineup, Signs with REIGNING PHOENIX MUSIC Because Why Not
NEVERMORE Returns From The Dead, Because Apparently Money And Music Still Exist
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NEVERMORE Unleashes Phoenix-Wielding New Lineup, Signs with REIGNING PHOENIX MUSIC Because Why Not

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 12, 2026February 12, 2026

In a stunning revelation that absolutely no one saw coming, NEVERMORE has resurrected itself from the grave of broken bands…

“Did you wash him” — that’s CRAZY 😭
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“Did you wash him” — that’s CRAZY 😭

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 12, 2026

That's reminds me how people say random stuff in stressful situations Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the…

This may be Biden’s most iconic video of his presidency
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This may be Biden’s most iconic video of his presidency

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 11, 2026

Biden moments always make my day Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

DAVE GROHL’s 19-Year-Old Daughter VIOLET Finally Releases ‘THUM’ Video, Because Why Not?
Dave Grohl's Kid Finally Releases Music, World Pretends to Be Surprised
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DAVE GROHL’s 19-Year-Old Daughter VIOLET Finally Releases ‘THUM’ Video, Because Why Not?

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 11, 2026February 11, 2026

Move over, every other famous offspring in existence—Violet Grohl has officially dropped her debut single “THUM” via Republic Records, because…

Nine Inch Nails in Charlotte, NC (02/10/2026)
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Nine Inch Nails in Charlotte, NC (02/10/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 10, 2026

Wish! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed…

KNOCKED LOOSE Enlists DENZEL CURRY For New Song And Music Video ‘Hive Mind’ Because Two Headbangers Are Better Than One
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KNOCKED LOOSE Enlists DENZEL CURRY For New Song And Music Video ‘Hive Mind’ Because Two Headbangers Are Better Than One

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 10, 2026February 10, 2026

KNOCKED LOOSE just dropped their latest single “Hive Mind” featuring Denzel Curry, and apparently, Louisville, Kentucky’s David Armstrong Extreme Park…

McDonald’s Dishing Out Caviar for Free This Valentine’s Day—Because Nothing Says “I Love You” Like Fish Eggs from the Golden Arches
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McDonald’s Dishing Out Caviar for Free This Valentine’s Day—Because Nothing Says “I Love You” Like Fish Eggs from the Golden Arches

Big ElephantFebruary 10, 2026February 10, 2026

McDonald’s Goes Full Elitist: Caviar with Your McNuggets, Because That’s What the Economy Needs Oh, look! McDonald’s has finally figured…

This is what a rejected audition for a role in Disney’s “The Voice” sounds like 💀
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This is what a rejected audition for a role in Disney’s “The Voice” sounds like 💀

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 10, 2026

She’s an excellent voice actor if you ask me Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world…

A Texan beggar who turned begging into a source of income of over $100,000 a year 😭
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A Texan beggar who turned begging into a source of income of over $100,000 a year 😭

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 9, 2026

His acting is so good. Perhaps he should try acting as his profession Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known…

It looks like a scene from the movie “I Am Legend”
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It looks like a scene from the movie “I Am Legend”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 9, 2026

The face she makes as the doors close and they start reacting is by far the best part Chuck B.…

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