Skip to content
https://jackal.today/

Jackal.Today satirical news site

Jackal.Today satirical news site

  • Home
  • Breaking
    • Sport News
    • The Orange Oracle
  • Live
  • Spin the fake!
  • Elephant Reads CNN
  • Videos
  • Movie News
  • Music News
    • Phil Anselmo Daily Grimaces
  • Games News
  • Jackal Research Division
    • Legalizer
    • Spin Of The Day
  • Editorial
    • Advertise with us!
    • About Satirical Fake News Site Jackal.Today
    • Agreements and Personal data
    • Terms and Conditions
    • Opt-out preferences
    • Contact the editorial team
    • Authors

Tag: video

Big Break: Iran And US Decide Not To Fight Today Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Big Break: Iran And US Decide Not To Fight Today Apparently

Big ElephantJune 29, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments between the US and Iran, and it seems like…

Wow Congress Gets It Together For Once On Housing Thing
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Wow Congress Gets It Together For Once On Housing Thing

Big ElephantJune 28, 2026

Folks, it looks like Congress has actually managed to pass a bipartisan bill, and I’m not sure what’s more surprising,…

Every Morning After a Metal Show
Videos

Every Morning After a Metal Show

Chuck B. BallsyJune 28, 2026

The memories were priceless. The bar tab wasn't. πŸΊπŸ’Έ Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world…

SGF 2026: Valor Mortis Because We Needed Another Dark Souls Ripoff Apparently
Breaking, Games News, Live

SGF 2026: Valor Mortis Because We Needed Another Dark Souls Ripoff Apparently

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 28, 2026June 28, 2026

Oh boy, another Soulslike game, because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet. I mean, who needs innovation when…

SKID ROW somehow didnt get sued by 70s Irish rock legends go figure
Breaking, Music News

SKID ROW somehow didnt get sued by 70s Irish rock legends go figure

Chord F. DiscordJune 28, 2026June 28, 2026

Oh no, the name police are coming for SKID ROW! 😱 I mean, who wouldn’t want to use a name…

You won’t believe what Tapper just asked Mullin about Haiti
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

You won’t believe what Tapper just asked Mullin about Haiti

Big ElephantJune 28, 2026

So, I was sipping my coffee and reading CNN this morning, and I came across an article about Jake Tapper…

Trump’s Alternate Facts Strike Again
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s Alternate Facts Strike Again

Big ElephantJune 28, 2026

Folks, I’m reading this article about President Trump’s latest speech, and I almost spilled my coffee. He posted on social…

You Won’t Believe What Happened to This World Vision Adviser
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

You Won’t Believe What Happened to This World Vision Adviser

Big ElephantJune 27, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A World Vision Humanitarian & Emergency Affairs Adviser, Jankiel Rosenwald, was…

Never Hand the Mic to a Metalhead 🀘
Videos

Never Hand the Mic to a Metalhead 🀘

Chuck B. BallsyJune 26, 2026

Every metal vocalist has met this guy Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe…

Peppa Pig Child Actors Forced to Hand Over Their Oinkers to Robots Because Who Needs Human Emotions Anyway
Breaking News: Peppa Pig Child Actors Forced to Sign Over Their Souls to AI Overlords πŸš¨πŸ‘€
Breaking, Movie News

Peppa Pig Child Actors Forced to Hand Over Their Oinkers to Robots Because Who Needs Human Emotions Anyway

FinnJune 26, 2026June 26, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, it’s been revealed that the child actors who lend their adorable voices to the…

Posts pagination

Previous 1 … 48 49 50 … 224 Next

Latest posts

  • Doechii, Phoebe Bridgers, Fontaines D.C. Top Primavera Sound Anniversary Bill
  • Biden and Trump Unite For World Peace Apparently
  • Supreme Court To Weigh In On Cities Vs Oil Companies
  • Tennessee Prison Chief Nails Job With Execution Errors
  • China’s Secret Agent Apparently Didn’t Get The Memo

Editorial
Ads cut
Advertise with us

Introducing Jackal.Today: The Advertising Empire You’ve Always Dreamed Of!

Finn October 8, 2024
Editorial
Editorial 2026 main
Breaking, Editorial

Jackal Today’s New Year Message: We Hope 2026 Finally Stops Plagiarizing Our Satire as Breaking News

Finn December 31, 2025
October 2026
S M T W T F S
 123
45678910
11121314151617
18192021222324
25262728293031
« Sep    
Copyright Β© 2026 Jackal.Today satirical news site | Spotlight News by Ascendoor | Powered by WordPress.