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WHAT Are Butcher Babies Doing in Gastonia! 🤔 | Slashed Lineup & No Carla Harvey 🤯
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WHAT Are Butcher Babies Doing in Gastonia! 🤔 | Slashed Lineup & No Carla Harvey 🤯

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 28, 2025

Ever heard of Gastonia, North Carolina 🗺️ Yeah, we're guessing Butcher Babies hadn't either. But somehow, they ended up at…

My Blue Hope in Gastonia, NC (09/27/2025)
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My Blue Hope in Gastonia, NC (09/27/2025)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 28, 2025

Alternative rock from Monroe, NC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Seasons in Gastonia, NC (09/27/2025)
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Seasons in Gastonia, NC (09/27/2025)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 28, 2025

Metalcore from Richmond, VA Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Saint Diablo in Gastonia, NC (09/27/2025)
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Saint Diablo in Gastonia, NC (09/27/2025)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 28, 2025

Latin Metal from Virginia Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Heidi Shepherd from Butcher Babies in metal crowd!
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Heidi Shepherd from Butcher Babies in metal crowd!

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 28, 2025

What a true metal woman! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Butcher Babies in Gastonia, NC (09/27/2025)
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Butcher Babies in Gastonia, NC (09/27/2025)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 27, 2025

American heavy metal band from Los Angeles Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

Shavo From System Of A Down Says ‘Chop Suey!’ Is Good Or Whatever
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Shavo From System Of A Down Says ‘Chop Suey!’ Is Good Or Whatever

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 27, 2025September 27, 2025

OMG! 😲 Shavo Odadjian, the bass god from SYSTEM OF A DOWN, blessed us with his profound thoughts on “Chop…

U.S. Economy Refuses to Die, World Annoyed
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U.S. Economy Refuses to Die, World Annoyed

Big ElephantSeptember 27, 2025September 27, 2025

Oh, the economy is such a disaster, isn’t it? According to CNN, those socialist commies are whining that people “hate…

Wolfgang Van Halen States the Obvious: Music Biz Not For Quitters, Duh
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Wolfgang Van Halen States the Obvious: Music Biz Not For Quitters, Duh

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 27, 2025September 27, 2025

So, Wolfgang Van Halen, bless his heart ❤️, graced 98 Rock 📻 with his presence, rambling about the horrors 😱…

Silicon Valley Geriatrics Learn to Use SkyNet
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Silicon Valley Geriatrics Learn to Use SkyNet

Big ElephantSeptember 27, 2025September 27, 2025

Oh, great, another bleeding-heart story from CNN about some woke wunderkind! Jacob Shaul, this little genius, is teaching seniors about…

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