AMORPHIS Drops ‘Crowned in Crimson’ Because Apparently Kalevala Needed a Soundtrack From 2008
Move Over, Hollywood: Amorphis Just Dropped a Power Ballad So Cinematic It Might Actually Summon a Bear From the Kalevala…
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Most Anticipated Games of 2026 (Hopefully They Won’t Release Them in 2027)
The gaming industry is still breathing, folks! Shocking, right? After a year where we collectively lost our minds over sequels…
Listen: METALLICA’s JAMES HETFIELD Drops Heavy Metal Ornaments on ‘A Visit From St. Nicholas’
James Hetfield vs. Santa Claus: The Epic Battle for Christmas Supremacy Begins Now (Spoiler: He Wins) 🎸🎅 In a move…
The 10 Most Underrated Movies of 2025 (Because Apparently No One Has Taste)
Based on the complete and utter financial train wreck that was this year’s box office, there are only two possible…
Trump’s New “Warrior Dividend” Means Soldiers Get Stock Options Instead of Showers
Trump’s “Warrior Dividend” Bonuses: A $1,776 Gift to Troops—Paid for with Their Own Housing Money! In a move that’s equal…
The Oscars Finally Realize People Only Watch for the Fashion Fails and Will Now Stream on YouTube
In a move that shocked absolutely no one who has been paying attention to the slow-motion train wreck that is…
Star Wars: Fate of the Old Republic – Watch the Trailer for the New Single-Player Video Game Because Apparently No One Told It Gaming Has Online Mode
In a shocking turn of events that absolutely no one saw coming (except everyone with an internet connection), EA has…
Eyehategod in Charlotte, NC (12/16/2025)
Sludge metal from New Orleans, Louisiana Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…
D.Sablu in Charlotte, NC (12/16/2025)
New Orleans based songwriter, multi-instrumentalist, recorder, producer Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…
Crooked Cult in Charlotte, NC (12/16/2025)
Thrash Metal/Hardcore from Fayetteville, North Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…