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Cosmic Reaper in Charlotte, NC(07/15/2026)
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Cosmic Reaper in Charlotte, NC(07/15/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 16, 2026

Doom/Sludge from Charlotte, NC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Bongfoot in Charlotte, NC(07/15/2026)
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Bongfoot in Charlotte, NC(07/15/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 16, 2026

"Appalachian Thrash" from Raleigh/Boone, NC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

The Fastest Way to End a Metal Argument 🤘 ⭐
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The Fastest Way to End a Metal Argument 🤘 ⭐

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 15, 2026

Some debates aren't worth having. 🤘 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Oh Joy Another Chance to Watch a 30 Year Old Anime Film on a Format That’s Older Than Most of the Audience While Paying Exorbitant Cinema Prices to Relive the Experience of Scratches and Flicker on a Big Screen
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Oh Joy Another Chance to Watch a 30 Year Old Anime Film on a Format That’s Older Than Most of the Audience While Paying Exorbitant Cinema Prices to Relive the Experience of Scratches and Flicker on a Big Screen

FinnJuly 14, 2026

This is not a drill, folks! 🚨🎥 The most iconic anime film of all time, AKIRA, is coming back to…

Remembering Mike Browning (Nocturnus AD, Morbid Angel)
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Remembering Mike Browning (Nocturnus AD, Morbid Angel)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 13, 2026

Mike Browning, legendary drummer and vocalist best known for his work with Nocturnus AD and Morbid Angel, has passed away…

Capitol Police Bust Guy Who Clearly Didn’t Get the Memo
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Capitol Police Bust Guy Who Clearly Didn’t Get the Memo

Big ElephantJuly 13, 2026

Folks, I was sipping my coffee and scrolling through CNN when I came across this story about a guy getting…

The Pretty Reckless in Charlotte, NC(07/12/2026)
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The Pretty Reckless in Charlotte, NC(07/12/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 12, 2026

American rock band from New York City Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

AC/DC in Charlotte, NC(07/12/2026)
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AC/DC in Charlotte, NC(07/12/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 12, 2026

Australian rock from Sydney Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Companies Desperately Chase Influencers For Relevance
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Companies Desperately Chase Influencers For Relevance

Big ElephantJuly 11, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Apparently, there’s a thing called the “CPAP Baddies” – a group…

Hatebreed in Houston, TX (07/10/2026)
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Hatebreed in Houston, TX (07/10/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 10, 2026

Metalcore/hardcore from Bridgeport, Connecticut! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

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