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Nine Inch Nails in Charlotte, NC (02/10/2026)
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Nine Inch Nails in Charlotte, NC (02/10/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 10, 2026

Wish! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed…

MASTERPLAN Drops ‘Chase The Light’ Single From Upcoming ‘Metalmorphosis’ Album – Because Apparently, Metal Needs a Glow-Up
Masterplan Finally Returns With "Metalmorphosis" After 12-Year Hiatus
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MASTERPLAN Drops ‘Chase The Light’ Single From Upcoming ‘Metalmorphosis’ Album – Because Apparently, Metal Needs a Glow-Up

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 10, 2026February 10, 2026

After what feels like an eternity (okay, 12 years), German power metal veterans Masterplan are finally gracing us with a…

In memory of Brad Arnold, lead singer of 3 Doors Down
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In memory of Brad Arnold, lead singer of 3 Doors Down

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 7, 2026

1978-2026 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed…

Nancy Pelosi Endorses JFK’s Grandson Jack Schlossberg for House Seat — Because Why Not Keep the Dynasty Train Rolling?
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Nancy Pelosi Endorses JFK’s Grandson Jack Schlossberg for House Seat — Because Why Not Keep the Dynasty Train Rolling?

Big ElephantFebruary 7, 2026February 7, 2026

Oh, Look Who’s Crawling Out of the Kennedy Tomb: Nancy Pelosi’s Latest Hail Mary Endorsement Move over, Sleepy Joe—Nancy Pelosi…

Criminologist Weighs In on Guthrie Family Video: “Wow, These People Are a Hot Mess”
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Criminologist Weighs In on Guthrie Family Video: “Wow, These People Are a Hot Mess”

Big ElephantFebruary 5, 2026February 5, 2026

Well, well, well, folks! Looks like the Democrats have finally found a way to keep their elders occupied—hosting a nationwide…

DEF LEPPARD Unleashes ‘Rejoice’ At Vegas Residency, Finally Making Sin City’s Slot Machines Stop Spinning For Once
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DEF LEPPARD Unleashes ‘Rejoice’ At Vegas Residency, Finally Making Sin City’s Slot Machines Stop Spinning For Once

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 4, 2026February 4, 2026

DEF LEPPARD kicked off its third Las Vegas residency, “Def Leppard Live At Caesars Palace: The Las Vegas Residency”, on…

AMD Leaks 2027 Xbox Launch, Giving Us 3 Years to Argue About Frame Rates Again
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AMD Leaks 2027 Xbox Launch, Giving Us 3 Years to Argue About Frame Rates Again

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 4, 2026February 4, 2026

The Next-Gen Xbox Could Launch In 2027 According To AMD—Because Who Needs Sleep Anyway? Oh, look! Another earnings call has…

METALLICA Declares Victorious in Epic Battle of the Marching Bands – “For Whom The Band Tolls!” Collegiate Edition!
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METALLICA Declares Victorious in Epic Battle of the Marching Bands – “For Whom The Band Tolls!” Collegiate Edition!

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 30, 2026January 30, 2026

Oh no, not another marching band competition! 😩 As if the world needed more reasons for high school students to…

🛑The Uncanceled: Top 5 Western Metal Bands Playing in Russia During the War 🇷🇺
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🛑The Uncanceled: Top 5 Western Metal Bands Playing in Russia During the War 🇷🇺

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 29, 2026

Since the invasion of Ukraine 🇺🇦, the vast majority of international artists have boycotted Russia 🚫. However, not everyone joined…

Trump Again Cries Wolf Over Walmart’s Imaginary 250-Store Apocalypse in California
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Trump Again Cries Wolf Over Walmart’s Imaginary 250-Store Apocalypse in California

Big ElephantJanuary 29, 2026January 29, 2026

Oh look, Sleepy Joe must have snuck his old Twitter account back just to spread more fake news about our…

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