Orchiiidsss in Charlotte, NC (01/06/2026)
Gothic Punk from upper SC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…
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Brown University Mass Shooting Suspect Spills All in Dramatic Video Confession Series, Officials Say
Another day, another Democrat-fueled mass shooting – because apparently, open borders and soft-on-crime policies weren’t enough, now we need open…
EXTREME Finally Decides to Make Another Album (Yes, They’re Still a Thing)
🚨 BREAKING: EXTREME ANNOUNCES SEVENTH ALBUM AFTER ONLY 3 YEARS OF SILENCE (A RECORD FOR THEM) 🚨 In a shocking…
How to Get Kidnapped on TikTok: A Guide to Social Media Safety and Human Trafficking (Spoiler Alert: Don’t Post Your Location)
🚨BREAKING: Adults Finally Realize the Internet Exists—Schedule Emergency Meeting to Warn Kids About Social Media Dangers (Despite Still Using Facebook)…
Amorphis’s Santteri Kallio Thinks AI Music Videos Are the Future Because He’s Too Lazy to Hire a Director
Oh great, another day on the internet where we’re not just debating whether robots will replace us, but whether they’ll…
SYSTEM OF A DOWN’s DARON MALAKIAN: How I Accidentally Became METALLICA’s Backup Guitarist for Two Nights in 2000
When a 22-Year-Old in Lakers Sweats Accidentally Became Metal God for a Night: The Daron Malakian Origin Story 🤘😂 Once…
И немедленно выпил! Новогоднее, ик, поздравление от Ангуса (группа Tornado)
Поздравление с Новым годом это всегда важно. И профессионально! Поэтому-то мы отправились на поклон к Великому и Ужасному Ангусу, дабы…
Jackal Today in 2025: 100 Gigs, 5 Fests, Dozens of Bands & Tons of Booze!
What a year! We have been filming this shit for you all across the US and Europe, and it was…
Protocols in Practice: How to Stop Arguing About JSON vs XML and Start Pretending We All Agree
🚨 BREAKING: Water Industry Discovers the Existence of ‘Protocols’—One-Hour Crash Course to Fix Decades of Chaos 🚨 📅 When: One…
Ape Vermin in Charlotte, NC (12/28/2025)
Sludge/Doom Metal from Valdese, North Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…