🚨 BREAKING: Water Industry Discovers the Existence of ‘Protocols’—One-Hour Crash Course to Fix Decades of Chaos 🚨
📅 When: One hour (probably between coffee refills)
📍 Where: Zoom (because who leaves their house for data standards?)
🎯 What: A masterclass in “protocols”—yes, those mysterious rules that prevent water systems from speaking in emoji 🚰❌
Meet Patrick Atwater (Metropolitan Water District), who survived a similar seminar and lived to tell the tale, and Timber Stinson-Schroff, SoP’s protocol whisperer and part-time chess blunder archivist 🏆♟️.
Brought to you by: California Data Collaborative, California Water Data Consortium, and California Water Efficiency Partnership—because one “Collaborative” wasn’t confusing enough.
SoP has published 100 essays, 100 hours of videos, and at least one PDF no one will read. But hey, free CEU credits! 🎓✨
#WaterDataDrama #ProtocolsForTheWin #FinallyExplainingTheInternet
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