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Redefind in Gastonia, NC (07/14/2025)
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Redefind in Gastonia, NC (07/14/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 15, 2025

Nu metal from Greenville, SC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Two Stroke Smoke in Gastonia, NC (07/14/2025)
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Two Stroke Smoke in Gastonia, NC (07/14/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 14, 2025

Nu Metal from NC (?) Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Disney’s Bringing Back Walt as a Robot Overlord, Prepare for the Mouse-pocalypse
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Disney’s Bringing Back Walt as a Robot Overlord, Prepare for the Mouse-pocalypse

FinnJuly 14, 2025July 14, 2025

OMG! 😲 After, like, a million years (okay, 60), Walt Disney is STILL haunting Disneyland! 👻 I mean, his face…

FILTER Dumps ‘All The Good’ Single From Upcoming ‘The Algorithm: Ultra Yawn’
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FILTER Dumps ‘All The Good’ Single From Upcoming ‘The Algorithm: Ultra Yawn’

Chord F. DiscordJuly 12, 2025July 12, 2025

🤣OMG! Platinum-selling, (allegedly) post-industrial/alternative rock pioneers FILTER (who?) are gracing us with their remixed and remastered NEW album, “The Algorithm:…

Bronco in Charlotte, NC (07/13/2025)
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Bronco in Charlotte, NC (07/13/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 12, 2025

Southern sludge/doom metal from NC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Cosmic Reaper in Charlotte, NC (07/13/2025)
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Cosmic Reaper in Charlotte, NC (07/13/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 12, 2025

Doom/Sludge from Charlotte, NC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Doomsday Profit in Charlotte, NC (07/13/2025)
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Doomsday Profit in Charlotte, NC (07/13/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 12, 2025

Sludge/Psych/Doom from Durham, NC! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

‘Superman’ Ending “Explained”: Because You’re Clearly Too Dumb to Understand It Yourself
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‘Superman’ Ending “Explained”: Because You’re Clearly Too Dumb to Understand It Yourself

FinnJuly 11, 2025July 11, 2025

The following garbage fire of text and video will contain spoilers for James Gunn’s Superman (allegedly). If you want the…

Hopeless Records and Fat Wreck Chords Join Forces in a Desperate Attempt to Stay Relevant
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Hopeless Records and Fat Wreck Chords Join Forces in a Desperate Attempt to Stay Relevant

Chord F. DiscordJuly 9, 2025July 9, 2025

OMG! 😱 Hopeless Records, like, totally bought Fat Wreck Chords! Is this the end of punk as we know it?…

WE CAME AS ROMANS Announce ‘All Is Beautiful… Because We’re Doomed’ Album, Probably Still Doomed Though, Share ‘Culture Wound’ Single (Prepare for More Wounds)
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WE CAME AS ROMANS Announce ‘All Is Beautiful… Because We’re Doomed’ Album, Probably Still Doomed Though, Share ‘Culture Wound’ Single (Prepare for More Wounds)

Chord F. DiscordJuly 9, 2025July 9, 2025

OMG 😱, the metalcore overlords, WE CAME AS ROMANS, are gracing us with their presence AGAIN! Their new album, dramatically…

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