Oh, look, another “taut psychological crime thriller” 🙄. Because we haven’t seen enough of those, right? This cinematic masterpiece 🎬 (or should I say, master-of-none-piece?) involves some London criminals who apparently couldn’t find a decent Airbnb in the city, so they decided to grace the countryside with their presence. A “brief stay,” they say? More like a brief stint in cinematic history that we’ll all collectively try to forget. And of course, “tensions rise” – because that’s what happens when you cram a bunch of criminals into a cottage without Wi-Fi. “Control begins to slip,” you say? Well, duh! Who’s in control when the tea bags run out? ☕
A taut psychological crime thriller where guilt festers, loyalties shift, and the codes that bind men begin to break. When a group of London criminals retreat to a rural hideout, it’s meant to be a brief stay. But as days drag on, tensions rise and control begins to slip.
Directed by Barnaby Roper, the film stars Sam Claflin, Eddie Marsan, Burn Gorman, Tienne Simon, Suki Waterhouse, and Rory Kinnear. Oh, what a star-studded cast! 🎉 I’m sure they’re all thrilled to be part of this groundbreaking cinematic endeavor. Sam Claflin, bless his heart, probably needed the paycheck. Eddie Marsan? Always reliable for playing someone shifty. Burn Gorman? Probably brings his signature creepy vibe. And the others? Well, they’re there too! I’m sure they all had a great time pretending to be deeply troubled criminals in the English countryside 🌳. The real question is, did they get paid enough to justify the existential dread of being in *another* crime thriller? 🤔
All the Devils Are Here is released digitally in the UK on 26th September. It will have a limited cinema and digital release in the US from the same date. A “limited cinema release,” you say? 🤔 I’m sure the 12 people who manage to find a cinema showing this cinematic triumph will be absolutely thrilled! As for the digital release, well, get ready for it to be buried under a mountain of cat videos and ASMR content 🎧. But hey, at least you can watch it in your pajamas! 😴 Maybe with a nice cup of tea to soothe the pain of realizing you could have been doing something more productive with your evening. 🤷♀️
Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
