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Neo Soul Night: Prepare for a Soulful Block Party (Or a Glorified Karaoke Night, We’ll See)
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Neo Soul Night: Prepare for a Soulful Block Party (Or a Glorified Karaoke Night, We’ll See)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 15, 2025

**Neo Soul Night SA! 🗓️ Saturday, November 15, 2025, 9 PM. 📍 The Block SA – 14530 Roadrunner Way. VIBE…

Bush Joins Alter Bridge’s Blackbird Fest in Wales: Prepare for Nostalgia Overload
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Bush Joins Alter Bridge’s Blackbird Fest in Wales: Prepare for Nostalgia Overload

Chord F. DiscordNovember 14, 2025November 14, 2025

ALTER BRIDGE, those lovable purveyors of… well, whatever it is they do, just dropped a bombshell 💣, folks! Prepare yourselves,…

Jollywood Awards: Where Bollywood Dreams Go to Die
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Jollywood Awards: Where Bollywood Dreams Go to Die

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 9, 2025

Jollywood Film Festival Awards? More like 😴😴😴! Red carpet mingling is FREE from 6pm to 8pm – steal the appetizers!…

Local Drag Queen Does a Show, People Clapped
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Local Drag Queen Does a Show, People Clapped

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 8, 2025

**OMG, Kylie Sonique Love is gracing Faces Nightclub on 11/09/2025! 🤩 “Do it like Dolly!” Pre-show Meet & Greet at…

Ready to be Bored? Detroit’s “Love” Premiere: Guaranteed Disappointment
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Ready to be Bored? Detroit’s “Love” Premiere: Guaranteed Disappointment

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 3, 2025

Ready to be catfished? 🤣 OWN’s “Ready to Love: Detroit” Season 11 Premiere🎉is coming! Get ready for an “unforgettable” night🤪…

Youth Documentary Academy’s new cinematic masterpieces hit the scene, prepare to be amazed (or not)
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Youth Documentary Academy’s new cinematic masterpieces hit the scene, prepare to be amazed (or not)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 3, 2025

OMG! 🙄 World Premiere of ✨NEW✨ films from the Youth Documentary Academy! Prepare to be BORED! 😴 Topics: body image…

Ready to be Bored? Detroit’s “Love” Premiere: A Red Carpet to Nowhere
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Ready to be Bored? Detroit’s “Love” Premiere: A Red Carpet to Nowhere

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 3, 2025

**Ready to be catfished? Join the Season 11 Premiere of OWN’s dating dumpster fire🔥. Get ready for the most cringe…

Youth Documentary Academy: Prepare for Utterly Forgettable Films Premiere
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Youth Documentary Academy: Prepare for Utterly Forgettable Films Premiere

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 3, 2025

WOW!🤯Come see the “World Premiere” of😴”New Films” from the🤡”Youth Documentary Academy”! Prepare to be inspired or just snore! Topics: body…

Lady Camden proves she can lipsync at local dive bar
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Lady Camden proves she can lipsync at local dive bar

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 1, 2025

OMG! 👑 Lady Camden, runner-up of RuPaul’s Drag Race S14, will be at Faces Nightclub on 11/02/2025! 🎭 Meet &…

Park After Dark: An Exclusive Gathering for Geriatrics Who Refuse to Act Their Age
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Park After Dark: An Exclusive Gathering for Geriatrics Who Refuse to Act Their Age

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 31, 2025

🎃🤡👻 OMG! Tukwila Family Fun Center & Bullwinkle’s Restaurant, October 31, 2025, 7:00 PM! Park After Dark 21+ VIP event!…

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