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OVO-ly Careful: Drizzy’s Halloween Horrorshow—Steer Clear of the 6ix God Behind the Wheel
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OVO-ly Careful: Drizzy’s Halloween Horrorshow—Steer Clear of the 6ix God Behind the Wheel

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 27, 2025

OMG! 👻 LIT Cigar & Martini Lounge, Franklin Street, turns into a real nightmare! 🩸 Don’t Drake & Drive: Halloween…

Drag Queen Does Dracula, Still Sucks
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Drag Queen Does Dracula, Still Sucks

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 25, 2025

**OMG! 😱 Cynthia Lee Fontaine from RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars 10 is gonna be DRACULA at Faces Nightclub on…

Iron Maiden, Megadeth, and Anthrax Announce Geriatric Reunion Tour for 2026, Will Probably Need a Walker
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Iron Maiden, Megadeth, and Anthrax Announce Geriatric Reunion Tour for 2026, Will Probably Need a Walker

Chord F. DiscordOctober 23, 2025October 23, 2025

Ah, yes, the geriatric rockers IRON MAIDEN, bless their cotton socks, are dusting off their walkers and venturing out on…

Clown Motel: Prepare for the Cinematic Colonoscopy You Didn’t Ask For
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Clown Motel: Prepare for the Cinematic Colonoscopy You Didn’t Ask For

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 20, 2025

**OMG! 🤡 Celebs (maybe) at the CLOWN MOTEL: 3 Ways to Hell premiere at FINE ARTS THEATER, Beverly Hills!** Kane…

Rush Still Kicking and Screaming in Your Hometown: The ‘Barely Got My AARP Card’ Tour
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Rush Still Kicking and Screaming in Your Hometown: The ‘Barely Got My AARP Card’ Tour

Chord F. DiscordOctober 20, 2025October 20, 2025

So, Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame inductees (whatever that even means anymore), Grammy Award-nominated (for participation trophies, I assume),…

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“Water’s Edge”: Prepare to be Board (of Water)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 20, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 “Water’s Edge” 🌊 World Premiere Screening!** Dayton Art Institute Mimi and Stuart Rose Auditorium! 🏛️ Be there or…

Baddies Africa Star Throws Howard Homecoming Bash, World Ends
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Baddies Africa Star Throws Howard Homecoming Bash, World Ends

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 20, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Howard Homecoming Soiree! Oct 24th, 9 PM – 3 AM, 201 Massachusetts Ave NE, DC. Free before 11…

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“Braindead Fest 2025: A Zombie’s Guide to Pittsburgh”

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 20, 2025

**OMG! 😱 Living Dead Weekend 🧟‍♀️ is hitting Monroeville Mall in 2025!** Get ready for *Return of the Living Dead’s*…

W.A.S.P. Still Alive? See ‘Em in Oulu, Finland – Album ONE Alive! (Barely) Fall 2025 European Tour (Maybe Their Last!)’
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W.A.S.P. Still Alive? See ‘Em in Oulu, Finland – Album ONE Alive! (Barely) Fall 2025 European Tour (Maybe Their Last!)’

Chord F. DiscordOctober 19, 2025October 19, 2025

Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because W.A.S.P., those geriatric glam rockers who somehow haven’t kicked the bucket yet, graced Tullisali in…

Yalla Habibi: Heat Ultra Lounge’s Epic Fail Attempt at a Nightclub
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Yalla Habibi: Heat Ultra Lounge’s Epic Fail Attempt at a Nightclub

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 18, 2025

🔥Yalla Habibi Presents: Habibi After Dark🔥… aka the only party where you’ll hear Arabic remixes of Baby Shark.🦈 Sunday, October…

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