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RuPaul Impersonator Lip-Syncs Streisand at a Dive Bar
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RuPaul Impersonator Lip-Syncs Streisand at a Dive Bar

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 29, 2025

OMG! 🙄 Plasma, who❓ From RuPaul’s Drag Race (the show that never ends 😵‍💫) is gonna be Barbra Streisand (yas,…

GUNS N’ ROSES Announces 2026 World Tour; Two New Songs To Arrive In Early December (Maybe, If Axl Remembers)
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GUNS N’ ROSES Announces 2026 World Tour; Two New Songs To Arrive In Early December (Maybe, If Axl Remembers)

Chord F. DiscordNovember 24, 2025November 24, 2025

OMG! 😱 Did anyone REALLY ask for this? GUNS N’ ROSES, those geriatric rockers, are apparently still touring in 2026.…

Fancy Cars, Fake Smiles: Hollywood Celebrates Rich People Go Fast
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Fancy Cars, Fake Smiles: Hollywood Celebrates Rich People Go Fast

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 21, 2025

Hollywood’s F1 Las Vegas Grand Prix party! 🏎️ Red carpet, 📸 celebs, & 🍾 VIP open bar (2 hrs). 15…

Midget Mayhem at the Tackle Box
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Midget Mayhem at the Tackle Box

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 17, 2025

OMG! 🤯 MicroMania Tour is coming to Chico! 🤼‍♂️ Prepare for explosive, athletic “wrestling” with a side of comedy. BIG…

Toronto Game Expo 2025: Prepare for Disappointment, Local Gamers/Cosplayers
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Toronto Game Expo 2025: Prepare for Disappointment, Local Gamers/Cosplayers

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 16, 2025November 16, 2025

Oh, honey, the Toronto Game Expo 2025 is back for its fall edition, and guess what? They couldn’t even keep…

Angeria’s Gonna Be at Faces Nightclub, Y’all Better Werk
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Angeria’s Gonna Be at Faces Nightclub, Y’all Better Werk

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 15, 2025

OMG! Angeria Paris VanMichaels, the All Stars S9 winner, is gracing Faces Nightclub on 11/16/2025! 🤩 Get ready for the…

Neo Soul Night: Prepare for a Soulful Block Party (Or a Glorified Karaoke Night, We’ll See)
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Neo Soul Night: Prepare for a Soulful Block Party (Or a Glorified Karaoke Night, We’ll See)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 15, 2025

**Neo Soul Night SA! 🗓️ Saturday, November 15, 2025, 9 PM. 📍 The Block SA – 14530 Roadrunner Way. VIBE…

Bush Joins Alter Bridge’s Blackbird Fest in Wales: Prepare for Nostalgia Overload
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Bush Joins Alter Bridge’s Blackbird Fest in Wales: Prepare for Nostalgia Overload

Chord F. DiscordNovember 14, 2025November 14, 2025

ALTER BRIDGE, those lovable purveyors of… well, whatever it is they do, just dropped a bombshell 💣, folks! Prepare yourselves,…

Jollywood Awards: Where Bollywood Dreams Go to Die
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Jollywood Awards: Where Bollywood Dreams Go to Die

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 9, 2025

Jollywood Film Festival Awards? More like 😴😴😴! Red carpet mingling is FREE from 6pm to 8pm – steal the appetizers!…

Local Drag Queen Does a Show, People Clapped
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Local Drag Queen Does a Show, People Clapped

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 8, 2025

**OMG, Kylie Sonique Love is gracing Faces Nightclub on 11/09/2025! 🤩 “Do it like Dolly!” Pre-show Meet & Greet at…

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