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GODSMACK & STONE TEMPLE PILOTS Join Forces for 2026 Tour: Because Rock Needs a Lazarus Moment
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GODSMACK & STONE TEMPLE PILOTS Join Forces for 2026 Tour: Because Rock Needs a Lazarus Moment

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 2, 2026February 2, 2026

In news that will shock absolutely no one, multi-platinum rock titans GODSMACK have announced their latest attempt to prove that…

GIANT’s Original Lineup Reunites To Play At 2026 FRONTIERS ROCK FESTIVAL, Because Apparently 2025 Wasn’t Enough Time To Prepare
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GIANT’s Original Lineup Reunites To Play At 2026 FRONTIERS ROCK FESTIVAL, Because Apparently 2025 Wasn’t Enough Time To Prepare

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 2, 2026February 2, 2026

BREAKING NEWS: GIANT TO REUNITE, OR HOW MELodic ROCK SURVIVED THE APOCALYPSE Frontiers Music Srl has officially announced that GIANT…

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“Top Celebs and Artists Gather at Skybar Afterparty—Because Who Needs Sleep When You’re Famous?”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 1, 2026

✨ 67th Annual Music Awards After Party at Skybar ✨ Because nothing says “I’m relevant” like standing in line at…

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“An Evening with America’s Test Kitchen: Where Food Gets More Testing Than Your Ex’s New Partner”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 1, 2026

Attention Foodies: You Missed Out! 🍴😂 KPBS and America’s Test Kitchen are hosting “An Evening with ATK” – but surprise!…

Catherine O’Hara’s Greatest Hits: Stream These or Face Her Judgment
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Catherine O’Hara’s Greatest Hits: Stream These or Face Her Judgment

FinnJanuary 31, 2026January 31, 2026

😱 OH NO, NOT CATHERINE O’HARA! THE QUEEN OF WEIRD HAS LEFT THE BUILDING! 💔 Well, folks, it looks like…

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“Finally, the Moment You’ve Been Waiting For: The Palm Beach Show Is Here!”

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 30, 2026

The Palm Beach Show Returns to the Palm Beach Convention Center February 12-17, 2026 Featuring Renowned Art, Antique & Jewelry…

SEPULTURA Unleashes ‘The Cloud Of Unknowing’ EP—Because Who Needs Clarity Anyway?
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SEPULTURA Unleashes ‘The Cloud Of Unknowing’ EP—Because Who Needs Clarity Anyway?

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 29, 2026January 29, 2026

SEPULTURA Announces Final EP Title: “The Cloud Of Unknowing” Hold onto your leather pants, metalheads! SEPULTURA, the Brazilian/American metal legends…

SEVENDUST Drops ‘Is This The Real You?’ Single—Because Apparently We Needed Another Question Mark in Our Lives
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SEVENDUST Drops ‘Is This The Real You?’ Single—Because Apparently We Needed Another Question Mark in Our Lives

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 29, 2026January 29, 2026

SEVENDUST Drops New Single “Is This The Real You?” and Fans Are Asking the Same Question About the Band’s Longevity…

Behold! The Ultimate Tribute to PAUL DI’ANNO: A Limited-Edition Statue That’ll Make Your Iron Maiden Shrine Complete (Or Just Collect Dust)
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Behold! The Ultimate Tribute to PAUL DI’ANNO: A Limited-Edition Statue That’ll Make Your Iron Maiden Shrine Complete (Or Just Collect Dust)

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 29, 2026January 29, 2026

Wow, the rock world is shaking in its platform boots because KnuckleBonz just dropped a limited-edition statue of Paul Di’Anno,…

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“Gasp! Arrrr You Ready for This Block Party Sunset Rodeo? Rodeo Gasparilla Block Party”

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 29, 2026

**Arrr, mateys! Gasparilla’s Block Party is comin’ to Sunset Rodeo, and it’s about to get *really* rowdy.** 🏴‍☠️🎉 Get ready…

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