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BUCKHEAD SALOON SETTLES BIGGEST NAPKIN WAR DEBT THIS SATURDAY, PLEASE BRING YOUR OWN TISSUES
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BUCKHEAD SALOON SETTLES BIGGEST NAPKIN WAR DEBT THIS SATURDAY, PLEASE BRING YOUR OWN TISSUES

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 22, 2026

Prepare your insurance claims for the legendary napkin blizzard hitting Buckhead this Saturday. 🧻🔥 Get ready to “make a mess”…

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Ahoy, Pirates! Prepare to be absolutely hammered at the 9th Annual Gasparilla Bar Crawl, Brunch & Festival

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 19, 2026

☠️ Prepare your liver for the 9th Annual Gasparilla Bar Crawl & Brunch in downtown Tampa! ☠️ Join thousands of…

Summer Walker Hosts Sundays After Dark at The All New Privilege and Immediately Discovers It’s Just Monday’s Problem with a Different Name
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Summer Walker Hosts Sundays After Dark at The All New Privilege and Immediately Discovers It’s Just Monday’s Problem with a Different Name

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 18, 2026

Oh look, Summer Walker is hosting “Sundays After Dark” at Privilege Houston on January 18, 2026. 🎤 The VIP rooftop…

South Florida Strawberry Festival 2026: Now With 50% More DeSantis and 100% More Crowded Parking
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South Florida Strawberry Festival 2026: Now With 50% More DeSantis and 100% More Crowded Parking

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 17, 2026

Get ready to panic-buy tickets for the South Florida Strawberry Festival in Boca Raton on January 17, 18 & 19,…

Billy Idol Should Be Dead, But the Documentary Trainwreck Rolls Into Theaters in Early 2026 Anyway
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Billy Idol Should Be Dead, But the Documentary Trainwreck Rolls Into Theaters in Early 2026 Anyway

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 16, 2026January 16, 2026

🚨 BREAKING: BILLY IDOL HASN’T DIED YET, SO THEY’RE MAKING A MOVIE ABOUT IT 🚨 Evan Saxon Productions (who definitely…

Southside Pretty Girls Honors its Founders by Charging $20 to Watch Girls Fight Over Free Rum Punch
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Southside Pretty Girls Honors its Founders by Charging $20 to Watch Girls Fight Over Free Rum Punch

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 15, 2026

📅 Atlanta! On January 17, 2026, the Southside Pretty Girls are forcing all Divine 9 members to turn up at…

Schrödinger’s Subpoena: Hillary Is Busy That Day, Bill Just Remembered He Has to Wash His Hair, and Congress Can’t Touch Them Anyway
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Schrödinger’s Subpoena: Hillary Is Busy That Day, Bill Just Remembered He Has to Wash His Hair, and Congress Can’t Touch Them Anyway

Big ElephantJanuary 13, 2026January 13, 2026

WHILE REAL AMERICANS ARE CELEBRATING OUR GREAT PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP’S CONTINUED SUCCESS IN HIS SECOND TERM, THE CLINTON CARTEL…

Golden Globes Glow-Up: Celebs Stumble Into Skybar to Recover from Their Own Speeches
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Golden Globes Glow-Up: Celebs Stumble Into Skybar to Recover from Their Own Speeches

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 11, 2026

✨ 83rd Annual Golden Globe Awards After Party at Skybar ✨Black Tie Gala ·| Red Carpet | Celebrity DJs 📅…

The Renaissance Room: New Orleans – Where the Past Gets a Glittery Makeover and History Throws a Party
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The Renaissance Room: New Orleans – Where the Past Gets a Glittery Makeover and History Throws a Party

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 10, 2026

🎭 The Renaissance Room: Where New Orleans’ ghosts got upgraded to VIP status! 🕺💃 This historic soirée was so elite,…

BUSH Declares War on Earplugs: Spring 2026 Tour Features MAMMOTH and JAMES AND THE COLD GUN (Bring Your Earplugs, You’ll Need Them)
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BUSH Declares War on Earplugs: Spring 2026 Tour Features MAMMOTH and JAMES AND THE COLD GUN (Bring Your Earplugs, You’ll Need Them)

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 9, 2026January 9, 2026

🎸 BUSH IS BACK, BABY! AND THEY’RE BRINGING THEIR “I BEAT LONELINESS” THERAPY SESSION TO A STADIUM NEAR YOU! 🎸…

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