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Why do american roofers refuse to fix holes this way
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Why do american roofers refuse to fix holes this way

Chuck B. BallsyMay 14, 2026

American house builders learned everything from the first two little pigs Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the…

How sweets 🥧 for tourists are made in India 🇮🇳
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How sweets 🥧 for tourists are made in India 🇮🇳

Chuck B. BallsyMay 13, 2026

Candy 🤣—with the taste of the floor? Ever tried it? Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical…

Good morning everyone! Except my left knee and right hip, both of which failed me again
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Good morning everyone! Except my left knee and right hip, both of which failed me again

Chuck B. BallsyMay 12, 2026

The 19 really is becoming a not so subtle daily reminder Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the…

Me after eating Magnesium before sleep
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Me after eating Magnesium before sleep

Chuck B. BallsyMay 11, 2026

I spelled melatonin wrong Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

In schools in China, children are shown videos depicting arduous daily labor
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In schools in China, children are shown videos depicting arduous daily labor

Chuck B. BallsyMay 10, 2026

This is done deliberately so that the children may better understand what their parents go through to provide for their…

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Chuck B. BallsyMay 8, 2026

Business is good Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is…

A little armadillo was searching for water until a man saved him
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A little armadillo was searching for water until a man saved him

Chuck B. BallsyMay 7, 2026

The world starts with you 🌍 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Rough day at work? Try this
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Rough day at work? Try this

Chuck B. BallsyMay 6, 2026

Release the puppies!! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is…

Haha, ‘Project Freedom’ tanks, what a total loser move, folks
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Haha, ‘Project Freedom’ tanks, what a total loser move, folks

Big ElephantMay 6, 2026May 5, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be reporting on the latest “scandal” that the fake…

The crew arrived immediately after the collapse
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The crew arrived immediately after the collapse

Chuck B. BallsyMay 5, 2026

In Japan and China, a landslide of this magnitude is cleared in a single day. In the United States, it…

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