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Shadow Realm Devs Spill Secrets to Anyone Still Interested
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Shadow Realm Devs Spill Secrets to Anyone Still Interested

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 15, 2026September 15, 2026

Get ready for a wild ride, folks, as we dive into the mystical world of Daemons of the Shadow Realm,…

Voice Cloning Scam Costs Homebuyers $66,000 Because Humans Trust Voices
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Voice Cloning Scam Costs Homebuyers $66,000 Because Humans Trust Voices

Big ElephantSeptember 15, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Brian and Wendy VanDoeselaar were just about to buy their dream…

Enshrouded’s Creative Director Plans to Milk Franchise for Years
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Enshrouded’s Creative Director Plans to Milk Franchise for Years

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 13, 2026September 13, 2026

It’s time to get excited, gamers, because Enshrouded, the latest open-world survival game from Keen Games, is finally leaving Early…

Nostalgia Cash-In Alert: Ocarina of Time Remake Promises Familiar Delights
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Nostalgia Cash-In Alert: Ocarina of Time Remake Promises Familiar Delights

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 13, 2026September 13, 2026

Nintendo is at it again, trying to suck every last penny out of our wallets with yet another remake, this…

ROSS VALORY crushes dreams of midlife crisis dudes everywhere
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ROSS VALORY crushes dreams of midlife crisis dudes everywhere

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 12, 2026September 12, 2026

I mean, who wouldn’t be cool with being booted from one of the most iconic rock bands of all time?…

Dying repeatedly never felt so frustratingly familiar in Emberville
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Dying repeatedly never felt so frustratingly familiar in Emberville

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 11, 2026September 11, 2026

Emberville, the latest darling of the gaming world, has got me hooked, and I’m not just saying that because I’ve…

Peter Cullen Says Goodbye to Optimus Prime Because Merchandise Sales Were Slowing
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Peter Cullen Says Goodbye to Optimus Prime Because Merchandise Sales Were Slowing

FinnSeptember 11, 2026September 11, 2026

The Transformers: The Movie is back in theaters, because of course it is. The 40th anniversary of the film’s release…

TESTAMENT’s ALEX SKOLNICK Finally Discovers Internet Has Trolls
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TESTAMENT’s ALEX SKOLNICK Finally Discovers Internet Has Trolls

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 10, 2026September 12, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some mind-blowing news? 🤯 I just found out that Testament’s Alex Skolnick has…

Another Beloved Childhood Classic Gets Soullessly Animated For Profit
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Another Beloved Childhood Classic Gets Soullessly Animated For Profit

FinnSeptember 10, 2026September 10, 2026

When we last saw Dr. Seuss’ Cat in the Hat on the big screen, it was in the form of…

Samus Gets Hunger Pangs in Metroid Ravenous Come January 2027
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Samus Gets Hunger Pangs in Metroid Ravenous Come January 2027

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 9, 2026September 9, 2026

Nintendo just dropped a bombshell, and I’m not talking about the latest “innovative” way they’ve found to nickel-and-dime us with…

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