Jackal.Today satirical news site
Jackal.Today satirical news site
In a shocking turn of events, Q’orianka Kilcher is suing the big cheeses, James Cameron and The Walt Disney Company,…
A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away… 🚀👽 a man named George Lucas created a film called…
So, you want to know about Steven Spielberg and his failed attempt to direct Interstellar? 🚀👽 Well, buckle up, folks,…
Oh boy, here we go again. Another animated flick that made more money than most countries’ GDPs. But hey, who…
In a shocking move that surprised absolutely no one, The Walt Disney Company announced today that its Board of Directors…
Hold onto your mouse ears, folks — Disney just sold its soul to the AI devil for a measly $1…
In a move that has sent shockwaves through the entertainment industry (and probably a few existential crises through the animatronic…
Tron: Ares, or as I like to call it, “Tron: Yet Another Reboot Nobody Asked For,” is gracing us with…
So, CGM (whoever they are 🤔) graced Walt Disney World’s Play ‘n Preview event with their presence (third row, no…
Alright, buckle up buttercups 💅, because Walt Disney World decided to throw a party 🎉 and invited CGM (whoever they…
