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Tag: Walt Disney

More Sequels and Reboots to Drain Your Soul This Fall
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More Sequels and Reboots to Drain Your Soul This Fall

FinnAugust 18, 2026August 18, 2026

As the summer movie season comes to a close, with its typical array of blockbuster hits and misses, the film…

Disney Magic Defies Travel Slump With Record Growth Somehow
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Disney Magic Defies Travel Slump With Record Growth Somehow

Big ElephantAugust 13, 2026

I’m sipping on my morning coffee, reading the latest from CNN, and I just can’t help but chuckle at the…

Disney Underwhelmed By Underperformance Of Obvious Cash Grabs
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Disney Underwhelmed By Underperformance Of Obvious Cash Grabs

FinnAugust 5, 2026August 5, 2026

Josh D’Amaro, CEO of Disney, recently acknowledged that the live-action remake of Moana and Star Wars: The Mandalorian and Grogu…

James Cameron Sued for Stealing Actress’ Face and Probably Her Soul Too for His Mega Blockbuster Avatar Because He’s a Creative Genius Like That
Breaking News: Actress Sues James Cameron and Disney for Allegedly Stealing Her Face, Because Who Needs Consent Anyway? πŸ€‘πŸ‘€
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James Cameron Sued for Stealing Actress’ Face and Probably Her Soul Too for His Mega Blockbuster Avatar Because He’s a Creative Genius Like That

FinnMay 7, 2026May 7, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, Q’orianka Kilcher is suing the big cheeses, James Cameron and The Walt Disney Company,…

I Clearly Have Nothing Better to Do with My Life So I Decided to Drink the Nastiest Thing in the Galaxy aka Star Wars Blue Milk
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I Clearly Have Nothing Better to Do with My Life So I Decided to Drink the Nastiest Thing in the Galaxy aka Star Wars Blue Milk

FinnMay 1, 2026May 1, 2026

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away… πŸš€πŸ‘½ a man named George Lucas created a film called…

Steven Spielberg Got Scared of All the Math and Science Stuff in Interstellar and Ran Away with His Tail Between His Legs
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Steven Spielberg Got Scared of All the Math and Science Stuff in Interstellar and Ran Away with His Tail Between His Legs

FinnApril 10, 2026April 10, 2026

So, you want to know about Steven Spielberg and his failed attempt to direct Interstellar? πŸš€πŸ‘½ Well, buckle up, folks,…

Zootopia 2 Finally Reveals When It’s Taking Over Your Streaming Queue β€” Because Your Life Wasn’t Already Chaotic Enough
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Zootopia 2 Finally Reveals When It’s Taking Over Your Streaming Queue β€” Because Your Life Wasn’t Already Chaotic Enough

FinnMarch 3, 2026March 3, 2026

Oh boy, here we go again. Another animated flick that made more money than most countries’ GDPs. But hey, who…

Disney Crowns Josh D’Amaro King of Mouse Castle, Hopes He Doesn’t Mess Up the Magic
Breaking News: Disney Just Found Its Next Scapegoat
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Disney Crowns Josh D’Amaro King of Mouse Castle, Hopes He Doesn’t Mess Up the Magic

FinnFebruary 3, 2026February 3, 2026

In a shocking move that surprised absolutely no one, The Walt Disney Company announced today that its Board of Directors…

Disney Gives OpenAI the Keys to Its Character Closet in a Billion-Dollar Handoff
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Disney Gives OpenAI the Keys to Its Character Closet in a Billion-Dollar Handoff

FinnDecember 11, 2025December 11, 2025

Hold onto your mouse ears, folks β€” Disney just sold its soul to the AI devil for a measly $1…

Disney and OpenAI Just Made A Deal To Make Sora Into The Next Mickey Mouse
🚨 BREAKING: Disney Just Sold Its Soul to OpenAI for $1 Billion and a High-Five from Sam Altman πŸ™ŒπŸ’Έ
Breaking, Movie News

Disney and OpenAI Just Made A Deal To Make Sora Into The Next Mickey Mouse

Pixel P. SnarkbyteDecember 11, 2025December 11, 2025

In a move that has sent shockwaves through the entertainment industry (and probably a few existential crises through the animatronic…

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